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These 10 Jokes Will Get Jalapeño In Your Business And Will Definitely Make You Laugh

Making you the funniest person in the room since 1997.

Lexi Panhellenic
Apr 01, 2018
Oklahoma State
11342
These 10 Jokes Will Get Jalapeño In Your Business And Will Definitely Make You Laugh
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Hello Beautiful Friends,

I love tellings jokes, so I am going to share some of my all time favorite jokes with y’all. Please feel free to use these jokes to impress people and make them laugh uncontrollably (I know I do).

Here we go:

1. What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel

2. How does a train eat its food?

It goes “choo choo”

3. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

The retail store

4. Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It’s very time consuming

5. Want to hear a joke about paper?

Nevermind, it’s tearable

6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

7. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?

I was head over heels

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

9. Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it

10. What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets Jalapeño business

Haha I hope you enjoyed these jokes! They’re my go to’s and favorite ones! Go make people laugh (or roll their eyes at you).

Love Your Friend,

Lexi:)

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