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These 10 Jokes Will Get Jalapeño In Your Business And Will Definitely Make You Laugh

Making you the funniest person in the room since 1997.

Lexi Panhellenic

Apr 01, 2018

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These 10 Jokes Will Get Jalapeño In Your Business And Will Definitely Make You Laugh

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Hello Beautiful Friends,

I love tellings jokes, so I am going to share some of my all time favorite jokes with y’all. Please feel free to use these jokes to impress people and make them laugh uncontrollably (I know I do).

Here we go:

1. What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel

2. How does a train eat its food?

It goes “choo choo”

3. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

The retail store

4. Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It’s very time consuming

5. Want to hear a joke about paper?

Nevermind, it’s tearable

6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

7. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?

I was head over heels

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

9. Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it

10. What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets Jalapeño business

Haha I hope you enjoyed these jokes! They’re my go to’s and favorite ones! Go make people laugh (or roll their eyes at you).

Love Your Friend,

Lexi:)

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Making you the funniest person in the room since 1997.

1. What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel

2. How does a train eat its food?

It goes “choo choo”

3. Where does a dog go when he loses his tail?

The retail store

4. Have you ever tried to eat a clock?

It’s very time consuming

5. Want to hear a joke about paper?

Nevermind, it’s tearable

6. Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

7. Did I tell you the time I fell in love during a backflip?

I was head over heels

8. Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

9. Want to hear a joke about construction?

I’m still working on it

10. What does a nosy pepper do?

It gets Jalapeño business

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It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

You can't just go to your room to take a nap in the middle of your classes.

Having to spend all your extra cash on gas for your car.

Speaking of money, you probably don't have a meal plan so you're forced to scrounge up some change or mooch off of your friends.

It can be harder to maintain the friendships you make with people from class.

Finding a parking spot.

It can be harder to be involved on campus because between your one, two, or three jobs and school you don't have much free time.

When you try to be super involved on campus, it can kill your sleep schedule.

It's impossible to do homework at home, but staying on campus isn't an option sometimes.

There are surveys and events that you can't participate in because you're a commuter.

Group projects are the bane of your existence.

Traffic.

Your backpack rivals that of a survivalist trekking in the woods.

Driving all the way to campus to find a note on the door of your classroom saying class was cancelled.

Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

This isn't just for the single Pringles out there either, folks

Run Around Clanging Pots and Pans in Everyone's Face

Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

Swan Dive into a Nearly Freezing Body of Water

Take a Shot

Time to be merry and bright.

"First Noel" by Leslie Odom, Jr

"A Holly Jolly Christmas" by Burl Ives

"Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas" by Kelly Clarkson

"All I Want for Christmas Is You" by Mariah Carey

"Christmas (Baby Please Come Home" by Michael Buble

"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

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