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If "Full House" Went Greek

In honor of the recent release of "Fuller House"

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If you didn't know already, Netflix has answered the prayers of diehard fans across the globe and released a spinoff of the adored "Full House." The spinoff series, "Fuller House" follows the lives of the original clan 29 years later. This new series has laughs, tears, and emotions galore; it brings back to life the characters we all have missed for too long. And quite frankly, after watching the released season, it's refreshing to see that the characters have all stayed the same. With the series on the brain, it is only fit to write a cliche Greek life article involving our favorite "Full House" characters. If the cast of "Full House" took on Greek life, here are the sororities and fraternities they would most likely join.

D.J. Tanner: Delta Gamma.

D.J. Tanner is smart, passionate and practical. If she went Greek, she'd definitely join the women of Delta Gamma. Her love of philanthropy, sisterhood, and involvement make her the perfect fit for DG. Growing up with three sisters, sisterhood was one thing that immediately drew D.J. into Delta Gamma. With a strong sense of leadership and a good head on her shoulders, it's likely she might even become President of her chapter someday. Whether it's volunteering as a part of DG's Golden Anchor program or participating in on-campus events, D.J. is a Delta Gamma through and through.

Stephanie Tanner: Sigma Kappa.

If Stephanie Tanner joined a sorority, she would most definitely be a Sigma Kappa. Her sense of humor, sarcastic attitude and sassiness make her Sigma K material for sure. Stephanie is a down to earth girl who knows how to goof off and have fun. Sigma Kappa fell in love with all her catchy, sassy sayings and Stephanie won them over with love for adventure. Screaming "dove love" from the top of her lungs, Stephanie would certainly wear Sigma Kappa letters with pride.

Michelle Tanner: Phi Mu.

Cute, bubbly, and friendly, Michelle Tanner is a prime candidate for Phi Mu. Much like the sisters of Phi Mu, she is fun, sweet, and courageous. Plus, she loves pink -- Phi Mu's signature color. Michelle's a social butterfly with a kind heart, something that Phi Mu absolutely adored. From her quatrefoil accessories to her collection of stuffed lions, Michelle would be a dedicated, loyal and extremely spirited about her new home.

Rebecca (Becky) Donaldson: Kappa Delta.

Becky Donaldson is a babe, just like the wonderful women of Kappa Delta. Much like the sisters of KD, Becky is ambitious, fun loving and loyal. Social, generous and likable, KD was a no-brainer for Becky. Whether working with Girl Scouts or putting on kick-ass philanthropy events, the ladies of Kappa Delta knew that Becky's kindhearted, silly nature would be an awesome addition to their sorority. Top notch sorority for a top notch lady, amiright?

Kimmy Gibbler: Delta Zeta.

Kimmy Gibbler would be a Delta Zeta without a doubt. Her quirky, out-of-the-box personality would catch DZ's attention right away. The girls of Delta Zeta would love Kimmy's sense of humor and free spirit. Kimmy would fit right in, making all the sisters laugh. DZ respects and welcomes individuality, just like Ms. Gibbler does. Sporting pink and green all day every day, she would be a devout Delta Zee. Plus, Kimmy kind of reminds me of turtle, so there's that.

Danny Tanner: Delta Chi.

Classy and funny, Danny Tanner would surely be a Delta Chi. Much like the Delta Chi brothers, Danny is driven, hardworking and successful. Leadership qualities, intelligence and wittiness are only a few of the reasons Delta Chi chose to recruit Danny. (And they all knew he'd definitely keep the fraternity house clean.)

Jesse Katsopolis: Sigma Chi.

This one is a no-brainer. Uncle Jesse only deserves the best of the best: Sigma Chi. I mean check out the flow - it's flawless. The brothers of Sigma Chi knew he was one of them after he threw a groundbreaking party. Much like Sigma Chi, Jesse is destined for fame and greatness. He's extremely attractive, witty and funny. Did I mention he has great hair?

Joey Gladstone: Pi Kappa Phi.

The funniest of them all, Joey Gladstone would become a member of Pi Kappa Phi. His hilarious impressions, corny jokes and easygoing attitude are perfect for this fraternity. Joey is a caring, goofy guy with a golden personality; Pi Kap was sure to snatch him up.

Steve Hale: Sigma Alpha Epsilon.

Steve, D.J.'s long-term boyfriend is Sigma Alpha Epsilon material. Athletic, fun and easygoing, Steve fits right in with the brothers of SAE. He is daring, good looking and strong. From being a football star to being a heartthrob, he is the perfect addition to SAE.

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