As most of us already know, Friends is one of the greatest television series ever produced. The cast is genius. The humor never gets old. The episodes are relatable and timeless.
I can easily say that I have watched each season at least three times and I belly laugh harder every time. All Friends fans can agree that there are certain lines that form a bond between us and when heard one cannot help but laugh.
Here are 50 of the most comical and flashy Friends quotes from all 10 seasons.
1. MONICA: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!
2. JOEY: You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
3. JOEY: Here come the meat sweats.
4. WILL: We started a rumor.
RACHEL: What rumor?
PHOEBE: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
5. ROSS: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
SUSAN: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don’t let you do it.
6. PHOEBE: Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.
7. JANICE: OH… MY… GOD!!!!
8. CHANDLER: WHOOPAH
9. JOEY: Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.
10. JOEY: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens… is that why they’re extinct?
ROSS: Joey, homo sapiens are people.
JOEY: Hey, I’m not judgin’!
11. PHOEBE: If it’s a girl, Phoebe. And if it’s a boy, Pheebo.
12. CHANDLER: Hold on, there’s something different.
ROSS: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
CHANDLER: Was that place the sun?
13. JANICE: 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
14. JOEY: Paper… Snow… It’s a ghost!
15. JOEY: Is it obvious I’m wearing six sweaters?
16. PHOEBE: THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!
17. JOEY: What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? GOOD.
18. JOEY: It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
19. PHOEBE: Oh I wish I could, but I don’t want to.
20. CHANDLER: Condoms?
JOEY: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck in here. We might have to repopulate the world.
CHANDLER: And CONDOMS are the way to do that?
21. ROSS: PI-VOT! PI-VOT! PI-VOT!
22. JOEY: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
23. PHOEBE: Je m’appelle Claude.
JOEY: Jet aplee blooo.
24. CHANDLER: I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
25. JOEY: JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD.
26. JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That’s not how they measure pants!
27. ROSS: You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.
28. ROSS: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
CHANDLER: Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here so stop calling us.”
29. CHANDLER: Gum would be perfection.
30. JOEY: Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
31. MONICA: My motto is get out before they go down.
JOEY: That is so not my motto.
32. RACHEL: Oh are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
33. RACHEL: Hey, just so you know it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!
34. JOEY: How you doin’?
35. JOEY: That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!
36. MONICA: Fine! Judge all you want but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, LIVES IN A BOX.
37. RACHEL: Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?
MONICA: He could hear me.
38. PHOEBE: But they don’t know that we know they know we know!
39. PHOEBE: Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it’s not your fault.
40. JOEY: Suppose we’re a divorced couple.
CHANDLER: Okay.
JOEY: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.
41. JOEY: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
CHANDLER: No, you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!
42. ROSS: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
43. RACHEL: He’s a transponster!
44. MONICA: SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN!
45. MONICA: You were my midnight mystery kisser?
ROSS: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
MONICA: You were my first kiss EVER?!
CHANDLER: What did I marry into?
46. CHANDLER: I’m full and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.
47. PHOEBE: He’s her lobster!
48. RACHEL: Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
49. ROSS: They’re still not coming on man! And the lotion and powder have made a paste!
50. MONICA: Do you have a plan?
PHOEBE: I don’t even have a “pla.”
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