1. When we first arrived at college and it was this strange new world we discovered and we were just amazed at all the freedom we had.

2. And then all of a sudden those few girls on your floor that you went out on the weekend with went from strangers to the people you couldn't go a day without hanging out with

3. And that cute boy on your floor that you always stared at, started saying hello to you, and then he knew your name and all of a sudden it was so much more

4. Then you got to your classes during syllabus week and thought college isn't nearly as hard as people make it out to be

5. But then the first exam comes and you realize you really have no idea what you're doing and consider how much easier it would be to just drop out and be a stripper

6. Except you gained that freshman 15 because all you ate at the cafeteria was ice cream and french fries so you decide you'll just have to study harder

7. So you go to your friends for help and they get you to pull yourself together

8. But all that goes out the window when it's Friday night and there's a party

9. And then you all wake up the next day swearing you'll never drink again

10. But then you do the same thing all over again