1. When your dog is being suspiciously too quiet and is out of sight
He is either napping or destroying something.
2. When your dog keeps sniffing every blade of grass and won't take a sh*t
"Hurry up and shit before I freeze to death!"
3. Your dog when you realize he has something in his mouth that is NOT food
*proceeds to chew faster*
4. When someone says your dog is so cute
Yes, my dog is the cutest. He is the best. You should be jealous.
5. When you yell at your dog and feel bad after
"I am so sorry I yelled at you for eating my ear buds. You didn't mean to. I love you so much. You are the goodest boy."
6. When your dog is in mid-sleep and jumps up barking/growling at a tiny noise
It's okay, dude. It was just me reaching for the remote, but thanks for scaring me to death.
7. When you accidently step on your dog's paw
*cradles and rocks dog while crying*
8. When your dog is staring at you and starts whining
"You've already been fed and taken out. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?!"
9. When someone says anything bad about your dog
You better shut up before you catch these hands. My dog is perfect, and you are a complete idiot.
10. No matter how much your dog annoys you, you still love them unconditionally
You boop their nose, cuddle, talk baby to them, and can always depend on them to put a smile on your face from their goofiness. They are only part of your life, but to them, you are their whole life. So, give them extra cuddles tonight.
