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13 Reasons French Fries Deserve Your Love More Than Any Man

Fries before guys, right?

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13 Reasons French Fries Deserve Your Love More Than Any Man
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If there is a weakness for anything, mine is one hundred percent french fries. They are probably the best tasting snacks you could ever get. Here are a few reasons why fries help make the best and happiest life!

1. They never make you cry.

Never has a fry ever made me cry (this is why I usually pick them before guys #FriesBeforeGuys).

2. They're delicious no matter the shape.

Fries don't discriminate. Curly, Straight, Smiley, whatever you want you can have.

3. They're also delicious no matter the size.

That's right Small, Medium, and Large.

4. You never get tired of them.

I can eat fries 24 hours, 7 days a week, 365 days a year

5. You can get them anywhere, anytime, and you don't have to ask twice.

Even if you have to order them off the kid's menu who cares!? (I substitute mashed potatoes for fries 24/7).

6. They're a good source of starch, an essential nutrient boys will never provide.

Getting some veggies in ya never hurts (even if they're fried).

7. They never ever leave you disappointed.

Have you ever felt disappointed after eating fries?

8. They cost very little money.

Are you broke? Well, then fries are the diet for you!

9. They come frozen if you're too lazy to go get them.

Just buy bags and bags and even more bags of them at the grocery store.

10. They go with absolutely everything. No need to plan ahead.

Want steak? Get steak fries. Want chicken nuggets? Get a number 7 from McDonald's with a large fry. (Try dipping them in a Frosty too - you won't regret it).

11. You can even eat them for breakfast.

Fries are basically hashbrowns so I'll just order fries instead.

12. They're always salty, but the delicious kind of salty.

No one likes a passive aggressive bro being salty for no reason.

13. You can put anything you want on them and they won't complain (and they'll be delicious).

Cheese? Sure. Bacon? Sure. Scallions? Sure. Gravy? Sure. BBQ Sauce? Sure.

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