College is like a zoo.

But instead of exotic animals, there are young adults, and everyone is wasted.

Deciding how to spend your free time in college requires a lot of research. There are hundreds of clubs, teams, and organizations to join! Some of these extracurriculars can excel your career, allowing you to network and build connections for the future. Others may introduce you to friends you'll have for life -- think weddings, the birthdays of your children, joint-family vacations.

Greek life is incredibly popular for various reasons, such as networking, philanthropy, scholarships, opportunities for leadership, and making friends that will last a lifetime. Other reasons include hella clout and much more access to booze and drugs.

As a girl who likes to do her research, I've done all of the investigating so you don't have to. Trust me, ladies, I saved you a LOT of time.

1. The "Un-Fratty" Guy

This guy is unlike all the rest in everything from music style to dress. He doesn't seem to eat and breathe Greek life and he actually seems normal.

2. The Tool

If he isn't talking about how much he can bench or staring in the mirror, he's probably asleep. Only wears Vineyard Vines.

3. The "Daddy Pays For My Tuition AND Alcohol Fund" Guy

What does this guy's dad do for a living? Who knows, but dude has never had a job, studies something in business, and always ends up on the beach for spring break.

4. The Brain

Actually values books over boobs and booze. Definitely here for the scholarships.

5. The Nice Guy

This fella actually has good intentions for his friends. He's a huge sweetheart!

6. The Creep

Probably spikes punch and for sure gropes while passing girls in the bar.

7. The "How Is Your Liver Still Operational" Guy

Passed out during the pregame, woke up at 2 a.m. to rally. Missed a final exam because he was still drunk. Can you please go make sure your friend is still alive?

8. The Guy With No Personality

This guy joined a frat because he's a total yes-man. And because he can't talk to girls.

In all seriousness: attending a big university introduces you to people from all walks of life. You'll meet people who are from opposite ends of the country, or the world, who you have more in common with than anyone you have ever met. You'll also meet people who you have nothing in common with except where you decided to attend school.

Don't judge a book by its cover, and never judge a boy by his fraternity..unless they have a history of spiking jungle juice. Then stay the f*ck away from them.