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I Came Up With 17 Of The Best Fourth Of July Instagram Captions So You Don't Have To

We all struggle for a caption every now and then, so just pic from this list and I can 100% guarantee it will be your most liked Instagram post

Dylan Sawyer

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I Came Up With 17 Of The Best Fourth Of July Instagram Captions So You Don't Have To

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It's that time of the summer, time to go to fireworks, cook out on a grill, maybe hit a beach. Regardless, your day will most likely include a photo sesh of you in a red and or white and or blue bathing suit and or outfit. Maybe you'll snap a couple live photos of fireworks. At least one of you will probably try to take a cute picture of you and possible other people holding sparklers. No matter what kind of picture you're taking, you will probably end up posting it, and even though you look really hot you simply cannot think of anything for a caption. That's where I come in. I am the king of creativity, just check out any of my other listicles. Since captions require so much creativity, I think I am a pretty good source for a good caption. It took 8 weeks to come up with all of these but it will be worth it to see just one person use any one of them. So use away!

1) Sorry Britain, ur not invited to this bbq (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

2) Throw back to when we were only a few colonies (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

3) Shout out to Sam Adams for being so influential in the uprising against British rule, and for making a killer brew (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

4) Red, white, and blue? More like red, white, and green for the aloe I'm going to have to put on after today! (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

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5) bbq w/ my bb <3 (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

6) Independence day is the bestest day! (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

7) Happy 4th of July! (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

8) "I'm on a boat!" - Lonely Island (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

This one is good if you are on a boat in your picture

9) First Cinco de Mayo and now Fourth of July? What's next? Drittel von Septemper? (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

10) George III is quaking (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

11) Fireworks be like... way too loud but also really pretty (Prolly should insert fireworks emojis) also (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

12) Genuinely sorry to any country that does't celebrate the 4th of July (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

For this one it would be cool if you put the flag of every country that doesn't celebrate the fourth of July in the caption (there a quite a few but it would be worth it)

13) Just copy and paste the entire Declaration of Independence (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

14) Lake day was fun but the water smelt like tea... (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

15) TFW ur an independent nation :p (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

16) Just like our country... I'm not longer owned by an unjust ruler that was too restrictive (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

This is good if you just broke up with a controlling significant other! (Or a good way to do the break up if you haven't yet)

17) I... like, like you America blushing emoji (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

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We all struggle for a caption every now and then, so just pic from this list and I can 100% guarantee it will be your most liked Instagram post

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1) Sorry Britain, ur not invited to this bbq (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

2) Throw back to when we were only a few colonies (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

3) Shout out to Sam Adams for being so influential in the uprising against British rule, and for making a killer brew (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

4) Red, white, and blue? More like red, white, and green for the aloe I'm going to have to put on after today! (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

5) bbq w/ my bb <3 (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

6) Independence day is the bestest day! (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

7) Happy 4th of July! (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

8) "I'm on a boat!" - Lonely Island (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

9) First Cinco de Mayo and now Fourth of July? What's next? Drittel von Septemper? (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

10) George III is quaking (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

11) Fireworks be like... way too loud but also really pretty (Prolly should insert fireworks emojis) also (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

12) Genuinely sorry to any country that does't celebrate the 4th of July (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

13) *Just copy and paste the entire Declaration of Independence* (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

14) Lake day was fun but the water smelt like tea... (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

15) TFW ur an independent nation :p (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

16) Just like our country... I'm not longer owned by an unjust ruler that was too restrictive (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

17) I... like, like you America *blushing emoji* (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

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2. When He Was Willing to Do Anything to Avoid Confrontation

3. When He Couldn't Handle Awkward, Emotional Situations

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5. All of the Times He Worried About His Failing Love Life

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7. How He Handled New People and New Experiences

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10. He Finds a Way to Make Any Situation More Fun

No, I can't help you.

1. When a customer wants to return a product, hands you the receipt, where is printed "ALL SALES ARE FINAL" in all caps.

2. Just because you might be having a bad day, and you're in a crappy mood, doesn't make it okay for you to yell at me or be rude to me. I'm a person with feelings, just like you.

3. People refusing to be put on hold when a customer is standing right in front of you. Oh, how I wish I could just hang up on you!

4. Having the same conversations over and over again! To be honest I really don't even want to talk to you right now, or have this fake ass smile on my face!

5. Always having to have a smile on your face. I promise I'm not as happy as I may look!

6. Customers not understanding that sometimes, mistakes happen. I am a human being, we all mess up sometimes!

7. Having the boss from hell, it's their way or the highway! Even though I did my job correctly and efficiently, if I don't do it the exact way you do, I'm a piece of shit.

8. Having coworker who don't help out, who bend the rules just enough to screw you over.

9. Having to be at work after closing because a customer is taking forever and half! Not like I'd like to go home or anything!

10. Having shitty hours and more shifts than you asked for. Just because we don't have enough workers, doesn't mean I want to pick up every shift that you cant cover, oh great boss of mine!

11. Not having time for a social life. It gets old saying, "I can't I have work..." Every day of the week!

12. Having that lazy costumer who can't do anything for themselves... no please I'll get that, it's no problem at all!

It's just my face, I swear.

1. When you meet new people, they automatically assume you hate them or are rude.

2. People are constantly asking you if you're OK.

3. After being friends with someone for a while, they confess to you, "I thought you were so mean when I first met you," or, "I thought you hated me."

4. You get told to smile more, but they don't understand how scary that would be.

5. You're always labeled as seeming "judgy."

6. Passing a friend with your RBF in full force and not realizing you just shot them a death glare.

7. Being sarcastic, but everyone thinks you're outright rude.

8. Not knowing how mean you really look until you see a picture of yourself in resting face.

9. Your apologies never sound sincere because of your emotionless face.

10. Your "mad face" scares you.

11. And, lastly, people are constantly asking you if you are happy or having a good time because you look bored to death.

Please hold your blonde joke.

1. "Is Elle Woods your spirit animal?"

2. "Is that your natural hair color?"

3. "Oh wow, you get good grades at school?"

4. "You must really like the color pink!"

5. "You’re probably not into sports, right?"

6. "You must have such a bubbly personality."

7. "Your wardrobe must consist of all things preppy."

8. "What sorority are you in?"

9. "You were probably a cheerleader in high school."

10. "You look like you’re from L.A. because your hair is so light."

11. "You definitely like Pumpkin Spiced Lattes from Starbucks!"

12. "Do you actually think blondes have more fun?"

13. "You must encompass the typical “white girl” stereotype."

14. "Is that daddy’s credit card you’re using?"

15. "So all of your friends are blonde too?"

16. "I’m surprised about you; I thought you would be a lot ditsier."

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1. When you get your acceptance letter

2. When you try to figure out how class enrollment works

3. When it’s move in day

4. When you arrive on campus and see all of the attractive people

13) Just copy and paste the entire Declaration of Independence (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

17) I... like, like you America blushing emoji (Insert quirky emoji(s) and/or hashtag(s))

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