It seems as if everywhere we turn, someone is getting triggered by just about every social and political issue. While "safe zones" are on the rise, finding solutions to your anger are very valuable! To make this search for solutions easier, I have compiled a list of the very best solutions for eliminating your anger!
1. Channel your inner Eminem.
Drop (verbal) bombs on whoever triggers you via raps that would make Eminem's jaw drop. You'll get a lot of issues off your chest, and potentially get discovered as the next Rap God! However, you may make a few more enemies in the process, while you are rapping about all your anger and exposing people to the world.
2. Get a tattoo of a middle finger on your ass.
Who doesn't want to be able to simultaneously moon and flick off their enemies? I doubt any comeback they could dream up would top this legendary move! You would live the rest of your live with this savage surprise for anyone that crosses your path!
3. Put Nair in their conditioner.
Sometimes in life, the only solution is to make your enemies bald out of spite. Instead of using the traditional method of shaving, add a little spice to your revenge by adding Nair, which is hair remover, to their conditioner! They will have many months of growing their hair back as a reminder not to piss you off again!
4. Ensure your nemesis follows you on social media...
By following them first to encourage them to follow you back. Once they do, rapidly tweet about them and whatever issue at hand. They will definitely get the message loud and clear!
Truth be told, none of these solutions are things you should actually do! However, reading through this list probably relieved some of your anger! So go meet up with some friends, get lunch, and have fun! Life is too short to dwell over small issues!
