I know you've been waiting for it because I have been too. The family we all knew, loved, and grew up with is finally back. And wow, things have changed. For those of us who watched the first episode in awe and with maybe a few tears, here are the first few thoughts we had in the first 10 minutes.
1. OMG, baby Michelle. OMG, the old theme song. OMG, it's like I'm a kid again. OMG, the tears.
2. Oh damn, 29 years. Oh damn, I'm really old.
3. Danny.
4. Uncle Jesse.
5. How is he still so hot?
6. That is a baby in an Elvis onesie.
7. And Uncle Joey in Bugs Bunny PJs.
8. Wow, this is great already.
9. Oh, that voice. Oh, that joke. Oh, wow.
10. Damn, Becky.
11. Wow, she is still fine.
12. Do you think I can make my hair look like hers?
13. Oh, they're kissing. Oh, they are still so perfect.
14. Joey is not 60 years old. What is happening?
15. Shoot, D.J. is still perfect too.
16. Is this how every family ages?
17. I hope this is how my family ages.
18. D.J. just talked about a job. And boys. Wait, how can she have kids?
19. Stephanie.
20. Geez, she's hot too.
21. And British?
22. Wait, why is she British?
23. I think I want to be British now too.
24. Oh, shoot. Burn on, Michelle. Yeah, that's right. We're all salty, Olsen twins.
25. Wait, the twins.
26. That's not real. They're men.
27. OMG, they just said "hella." What is going on?
28. You're right, Uncle Jesse. You do all look good.
29. Yep, that's right too. Especially you, babe.
30. Kimmmmmy.
31. What is she talking about? And what on earth is she wearing? Same old Kimmy.
32. I want to throw a party Gibbler style.
33. And I do want to know why Danny never fixed the lock.
34. Stephanie is a DJ? Wow, she's cool.
25. OMG, the boys.
26. Could they be any more adorable?
27. And could D.J. be more of a mom?
28. Max and his swear words. Where do I buy one of him? Adorable.
29. Wait, they're selling the house?
30. They can't sell the house.
31. They really can't sell the house. Someone tell me they really aren't selling the house.
32. How rude. My heart.
33. Wait, she's American? What?
34. Pause. This isn't the theme song I know.
35. I don't know how I feel about that.
36. But oh look at the "Full House" babies.
37. My heart. My childhood.
38. Who is that girl?
39. Oh, cue the tears.
40. I can't wait to watch the rest of this show.