Hey, girl, hey!!

I see you.

Falling in love with *literally* every dog you lay eyes on, feeding every stray and sad little pup, homing any dog you come across until your parents say to stop. You only cry in movies when the dog dies, and you can't be within 500 feet of the local animal shelter without having the urge to take home all 34 dogs up for adoption.

Many people say you're obsessed, call you a "crazy dog lady" or tell you, "They're just dogs".

Um, excuse me?

No, they're not just dogs. You're just an idiot.

Dogs are probably the purest animals on Earth. They love you when you're unlovable, they always know how to cheer you up and they're definitely more loyal to you than Chad from Sigma Apple Pi will ever be.

They never judge how much food you eat as long as you share with them, they never turn down a nap and they're literally always excited to see you. Honestly, this is all girls want in life. So when Chad starts acting up, ditch him and get another dog like any reasonable girl would do.

Put the middle finger up to anyone who says they're just dogs, keep feeding all the strays you find, keep posting a thousand pictures of your dog sleeping and keep being obsessed with the most perfect creations of God.

Dogs are pretty great.

Maybe guys should start taking lessons... Just a suggestion. ;)