11 Foods That Should Not Exist | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Lifestyle

11 Foods That Should Not Exist

These foods shouldn't even exist, PERIOD!

671
11 Foods That Should Not Exist
Jez Timms

Some don’t like cauliflower. Some don’t like grapes. Some don’t like spinach. Some don’t like chocolate (heaven forbid!). While there are amazing foods in the world, most of us if not all have at least foods we believe shouldn’t even exist in the first place. Here are my 11 food abominations:

1. Bacon



It’s too salty! And it doesn’t actually taste like meat. If I want something meaty I want to feel something with more fat. Bacon is too thin. One could eat charcoal and it would still be similar in taste.

2. Pineapples

They are gross; a different kind of gross. I almost feel like pineapples want to pierce my tongue. It’s way too acidic and certainly doesn’t belong on pizza!

3. Tomato Soup


Tomatoes by themselves are great! But tomatoes are a fruit! Why would one put fruit in a soup? Fruit and soup are like fire and water. They don’t mix. Tomato soup makes me want to throw up in my mouth. This brings me to number 4...

4. Tomato Juice

While tomatoes are a fruit and fruits belong with juice, they just don’t blend. Something just is or isn’t. Tomato juice is part of the “isn't” category.

5. Mushrooms

Mushrooms look like pieces of garbage! And it doesn't feel right in my mouth

6. Black Olives

Just as there is a divide between black and red licorice, there is a divide between green and black olives. Black Olives are bitter just like black licorice. Which brings me to...

7. Black Licorice


8. Grapefruit

Fruit shouldn’t be bitter. Fruit should be sweet not sour! They are too acidic.

9. Pulpless Orange Juice

Pulp comes with oranges! Why would one strip pulp from the orange!? The pulp gives off the flavor. It is what makes oranges- oranges! Orange juice without pulp is like having Simon without Garfunkel!

10. Sweet Potato Fries

Potatoes are one of the best starches in the world. Salty and sweet work occasionally, but sweet fries just don’t cut it!

11. Raisins

Raisins are like eating wrinkly old people. I love old people. I refuse to eat old people!*If you look closely it also has the word "sin". Red flag right there!*

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
Grey's Anatomy
TV Guide

Being pre-med is quite a journey. It’s not easy juggling school work, extracurricular activities, volunteering, shadowing, research, and MCAT prep all at the same time. Ever heard of “pain is temporary, but GPA is forever?” Pre-meds don’t just embody that motto; we live and breathe it. Here are 10 symptoms you’re down with the pre-med student syndrome.

Keep Reading...Show less
Entertainment

High School And College Sucked All Of The Fun Out Of Reading

Books were always about understanding for me, about learning the way someone else sees, about connection.

162
High School And College Sucked All Of The Fun Out Of Reading

I keep making this joke whenever the idea of books is brought up: "God, I wish I knew how to read." It runs parallel to another stupid phrase, as I watch my friends struggle through their calculus classes late at night in our floor lounge: "I hope this is the year that I learn to count." They're both truly idiotic expressions, but, when I consider the former, I sometimes wonder if there's some truth to it.

Keep Reading...Show less
school of business
CIS Markets

Coming from someone majoring in business at a school that thrives off of business majors, I know how rough it can be sometimes. Being a business major can be awesome, and awful, simultaneously. We work our tails off to be the best, but sometimes the stress can just tear you apart. Here are some struggles faced by business majors that will sound all too familiar.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

10 Things To Know About The First Semester Of College

10 things that most incoming college freshmen have no idea about.

1475
campus
Pexels

Starting college is pretty scary and fun at the same time. You are free of your parents(in most cases) but this is the first time you have no idea what the heck is going on. Here are 10 things you may want to know going into your first semester.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The Daily Struggles of Being a College Commuter

It's not all morning coffees and singing along to the radio.

1995
The Daily Struggles of Being a College Commuter
morethanwheels

I've been in college for four years now. I spent half my time as a commuter and half as a resident so I've experienced both sides of the housing spectrum. One thing I've learned comparing the two is that my struggles as a commuter far outweigh anything I went through while living on campus. Commuters have to deal with the problems school brings along with a slew of other issues; I've filled up my gas tank in the worst kind of weather conditions and napped in random places in public more times than I'm proud to say of. This is a list of some of the most challenging aspects of being a commuter.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments