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15 'Floribama Shore' Quotes That Makes Every College Student Want To Say 'Same'

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Sarah Maria Sena Soares

Nov 14, 2018

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15 'Floribama Shore' Quotes That Makes Every College Student Want To Say 'Same'

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Floribama Shore is the new Jersey Shore, and although it will NEVER be Jersey Shore, it's just as entertaining to watch. It's a bunch of crazy people in their 20's living their best life...and by best life I mean their craziest life. But as a college student, I'd be lying if I said that most of us didn't act this a time or two, or you know every day. So here are 15 of thousands, Floribama Shore quotes that make you want to say same.

1. "I'm going thottin', plottin', and trottin'." - Aimee

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2. " What a f****** night, and it's only Monday" -Kirk

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3. " I wasn't just blacked out. I was blacked the hell out." - Kortni

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4. "I'm sweatin' like a whore in church" - Aimee

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5. "I throw up. I don't give up." - Codi

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6. "I like felons too." -Aimee

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7. "I’ll always be you sister, even though I’m attracted to you.” -Kortni

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8. "This is a girls trip, and last time I checked you got a v***** so you need to be in the car." -Candice

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9. "Can y'all watch my beer for me?" -Gus

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10. "I am the KING, here yee here yee." -Jeremiah

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11. "I was dead when I was born." -Kornti

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12. "I'm not like y'all, I don't drink to drink." -Gus "That's stupid, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life." -Codi

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13. " That's gonna be nasty." - Gus "We're gonna drink it either way." -Codi

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14. "I'm throwing up tonight for sure." -Kirk

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15. "I want a cow, but that's a lot of s***." -Kortni

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Sorry not sorry.

In This Article:

1. "I'm going thottin', plottin', and trottin'." - Aimee

2. " What a f****** night, and it's only Monday" -Kirk

3. " I wasn't just blacked out. I was blacked the hell out." - Kortni

4. "I'm sweatin' like a whore in church" - Aimee

5. "I throw up. I don't give up." - Codi

6. "I like felons too." -Aimee

7. "I’ll always be you sister, even though I’m attracted to you.” -Kortni

8. "This is a girls trip, and last time I checked you got a v***** so you need to be in the car." -Candice

9. "Can y'all watch my beer for me?" -Gus

10. "I am the KING, here yee here yee." -Jeremiah

11. "I was dead when I was born." -Kornti

12. "I'm not like y'all, I don't drink to drink." -Gus "That's stupid, that's the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life." -Codi

13. " That's gonna be nasty." - Gus "We're gonna drink it either way." -Codi

14. "I'm throwing up tonight for sure." -Kirk

15. "I want a cow, but that's a lot of s***." -Kortni

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Because have you ever had to endure grilling your foot on a George Foreman?

1. When he just wanted bacon from his George Foreman grill

2. When he had money (and Jan) issues

3. When he got upstaged at Phyllis' wedding

4. When he unintentionally saved Meredith from rabies

5. When he wore a "bisexual" suit

6. When he had to apologize to Jesus

7. When his GPS drove him into a lake

8. When he had to deal with Ryan as his boss

9. When he couldn't fulfill his most generous empty promise

10. When this happened

11. When he struggled with a X-Mas break up

12. When he had to defend his generosity

13. When he threw a classy Christmas party for Holly but she had a boyfriend

14. When he had to stand up to peer pressure

15. When Toby was "Toby-ish"

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Eat the Last Few Pigs in a Blanket

Pop Twelve White Grapes

Burn Something

Smash Things Against a Wall

Spontaneously Begin an Irish Jig

Call Your Mother

Throw a Coffee Table Out a Window

Sing "Auld Lang Syne" at the Top of Your Lungs

Do Some Squats

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"Last Christmas" by Taylor Swift

"The Christmas Song" by Josh Groban

"White Christmas" by Idina Menzel

"O Holy Night" by David Archuleta

"Believe" by Josh Groban

"Les cloches du hameau" by Celine Dion

Or at least try to do.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

2. I will look decent for class.

3. I will go to the gym more.

4. I will go to the library and study more.

5. I will meet new people.

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