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Five Ways To Win Him Back

Breakups suck.

Sarah Werthmann

Sep 15, 2015

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Hey, ladies. Breakups are hard, right? Because your man is the most important thing in your life. (He is, isn't he? Because if not, then he should be. Get it together. Rethink your priorities). Here are five surefire ways to get that special guy back in your life!

1. Slather all of his belongings in grape jelly.

You know that shirt he left at your place? Spread some good ol’ grape jelly on that garment. His favorite book ("Catcher in the Rye," perhaps?) Go through every page and cover it with delicious grape goodness. Next time he opens it up he will be delighted by this sweet surprise! His XBOX controller? You guessed it. Grape. It. Up. He will love it.

2. Send him one text every day for exactly 13 days.

Each time, the message should read: “The forest sees all. The ocean hears all. The sky knows all.”

This should do the trick, but if not:

3. Collect all of your tears in a jar.

Put a flower in the jar. Attach a note to the flower that says “Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. This is extremely important. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.This is extremely important. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. This is extremely important. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please. This is extremely important. Please. Please. Please. Please. Please.” Do not give him the flower.

4. “Accidentally” run into him.

Obviously not with a real car, okay? Just borrow your niece’s Barbie Jeep and cruise around town. When you see your ex, gently bump into him. He will probably want to know what you are doing driving around in a child’s toy vehicle. This is a great conversation starter. Soon enough, the two of you will be chatting it up just like old times!

5. Invite him to the zoo.

Take him to the lizard exhibit. Point out every breed of lizard and carefully explain the distinctions between each. Lecture him about the importance of lizards. He needs to know.

He needs to know.

Hope this all helps!

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1. Slather all of his belongings in grape jelly.

2. Send him one text every day for exactly 13 days.

3. Collect all of your tears in a jar.

4. “Accidentally” run into him.

5. Invite him to the zoo.

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2. "Dorm Life!"

3. "Never mind, where is my apartment?"

4. "Whose idea was this 8 AM?"

5. I'm so looking forward to that nap."

6. "I don't have the brain capacity for this"

7. "Wow, college is great"

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1. Look into Housing and Dining.

2. Pay attention to campus postings.

3. Find common interest groups.

4. Join an intramural sports team.

5. Work on a cause that you care about.

6. Join a club related to your major.

7. Get an on-campus job.

8. Volunteer.

College without friends is like peanut butter without jelly.

1. You need people to hang out with.

2. You don’t want to be stuck alone eating lunch or dinner.

3. Weekends suck without anyone to share them with.

4. College will be miserable for you.

5. Finding a roommate for the following year will be impossible.

6. You need someone to talk to about personal stuff or homework that isn’t your mom.

7. Classes will be boring and quiet for you if you don’t know anyone.

8. Walking around campus is just awkward.

9. Homework help and study buddies do not exist.

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2. Confidence

3. Surprises

4. Self Esteem

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2. You say hello to the security guard when he or she walks by.

3. The employees at Starbucks know your name and order.

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5. You take the quiet floors very seriously.

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7. You have shown up to the library hungover on more than one occasion.

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9. You have taken a nap in the library at some point.

10. You know all the cold and hot spots in the library.

11. You've seen your studying pay off.

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