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Five Things Kylo Ren Should Not Finish That Darth Vader Started

I won't finish everything that you started!

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Five Things Kylo Ren Should Not Finish That Darth Vader Started
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In "Star Wars: The Force Awakens," Kylo Ren famously says to Darth Vader's burnt, broken corpse helmet, "I will finish what you started." There's a lot to take away from that line. How cool would it be to see Kylo Ren follow the same steps Vader did such as defeating Rey or killing another iconic character? The possibilities are endless, but there are a few things Vader (and Anakin) did that nobody wants Kylo Ren to continue. Without further ado, here are five things we hope Kylo Ren doesn't finish that Darth Vader started.

Screaming "No"

In "Revenge of the Sith," Darth Vader awkwardly stumbled out of a robotic contraption and famously yelled out "Nooo!" in reference to Padme dying. In the new editions of "Return of the Jedi," the editors make Vader scream out "no" when he struggles to save Luke from the force lightning the Emperor is killing him with. Kylo, please don't yell out "noo" the next time you have a temper tantrum or if you are faced with a moral dilemma like Vader. Your grandfather sounded like a whiny crybaby when he shouted "no," so please don't humiliate yourself by doing the same.

Hating on sand

"I don't like sand. It's course, rough, irritating and it gets everywhere," Anakin tells Padme in "Attack of the Clones." Never has fandom been more disappointed in a movie's lines since, well, anything Jar Jar Binks ever said. Now Kylo, I don't know if you chose to go to Jakku for like three minutes in the beginning of "The Force Awakens" because you're afraid of or pissed off by sand, but you gotta let it go, man. If you're gonna be the face of the galaxy, you have to get over Vader's hatred of sand. Also, if you find a girl that you really love, do not make an analogy with sand to try and kiss her, she's not going to fall for it like your grandma.

Blaming your master for everything

Anakin always blamed Obi-Wan for everything that went wrong in "Attack of the Clones," which was always pretty frustrating. Kylo, I don't want to hear you bitching about Luke making you turn bad because I'm pretty sure it was not his fault. Additionally, if you get your ass handed to you by Rey again, don't bother blaming Snoke either. You're not as good as you think you are! Take some ownership and get your shit together.

Bringing up midi-chlorians

When you're grandfather was a kid, he asked Qui-Gon about midi-chlorians and Qui-Gon told him it was cells that made people capable of using the force. Don't you dare bring them up again to Luke or Snoke! The force is the force, it's mysterious, end of story!

Trying spinning (thats a good trick!)

In "The Phantom Menace," 10-year-old Anakin gets into a dogfight with tons of droid ships and one giant mothership that can own him at any moment. What is his brilliant strategy, you may ask? "I'll try spinning, that's a good trick" he says. What the fuck. Spinning? What the hell does that mean? What is spinning going to do? Look, Kylo, if the whole Resistance is facing you down led by Poe Dameron in a space battle, your ass will get annihilated if you try spinning as a military strategy to defeat your enemies. Darth Vader was without a doubt a formidable foe, but if you try to finish everything he started you're going to wind up getting electrocuted and dying in a second Starkiller base, okay bud?

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