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5 Signs That Prove You Are Truly A Man

What's to a penis anyways?

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Have you ever wondered if you truly are a man? We live in an age today where minds have been opened and people are beginning to feel comfortable in their own skin, especially in terms of gender expression. However, there is still that sweet and blessed bunch who have no concept of gender and separation of sex, so I've decided to write this informative list of signs that truly show you are a man.

1. You feel deep down inside that you are a man

After all, you decide ;)

2. Ever since birth, you've known that you are a man

And it will stay that way as long as YOUR heart desires!

3. You have come to nurture your inner penis

4. Nothing anyone could say would castrate your true identity as a man

Not even a man in a suit and tie working for a corrupt institution. Nope, not even him.

5. You are a man

Plain and simple. You know you are a man? Then you are a man. The ones who need to "man up" are the ones who still haven't come to terms with themselves on where they stand as "men".

Tune in for my article for next week: "Five Ways To Know You Are Truly a Woman"! Much love fellow men and human beings! And just remember this, a penis is a metaphor and you don't need one to whip out and prove you're one of the "bros," your bravery to be yourself speaks more wonders than having a twelve-incher.

Just do you!

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