Love is in the air, ladies and gentlemen. Now, some of you might be wondering how to woo your significant other this Valentine's Day. Have no fear, I've got you covered with these five romantic ideas.
#5. Rent a Hot Air Balloon
You know what's romantic and grandiose? The sky! Rent a hot air balloon and take off, you love birds. I feel like there's something I'm forgetting here, though...
#4. Try and Figure Out How To Pilot a Hot Air Balloon
So, maybe you forgot to hire a pilot for your hot air balloon and now you and your lover are drifting aimlessly around 2,000 feet in the air. You can save this situation. Make it a game. Both of you need to just take turns suggesting idea on how to lower this thing to the ground.
#3. Make Romantic Notes to Try and Signal for Rescue
So, you've given up hope on getting this thing to the ground by yourself. Now, it's time to signal for help. There's no reason this can't be a romantic opportunity, though. Write out some steamy notes to drop to the ground below with such messages as "GOD HAVE MERCY ON OUR SOULS!!!" but...like, with hearts on it or something
#2. Let Them Attack First
There has been no rescue. It's been a week, tensions are high, and you both have been starving up in that hot air balloon. Slowly, the idea of cannibalism starts to seem more and more appealing. As you prepare to fight to the death, let them attack first to really keep the romance alive.
#1. Plan a Romantic Dinner for One
Now, if you were the physically superior one in your relationship, it's time to dine. Might as well keep things romantic by using some plates and bibs. Bon appetite!