5 Places To Live If Donald Trump Is President
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5 Places To Live If Donald Trump Is President

Just as long as Donald Trump is not there, I'm good.

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5 Places To Live If Donald Trump Is President

When Trump was just only a candidate to be a nominee, everyone burst and said they were "going to move to Mexico" if he won. Now, he's up in the polls and it's a week before the general election. What happened to moving to Mexico? Well, there are other places that you can move to besides Central America. And they don't have a two-faced, slimy orange snake named Donald Trump.

1. Cusco, Peru

Located in South America, near and around the Andes Mountains, this city is known for its history during the Incan Empire. It's beautiful overlook of Macchu Picchu and its rich history, at least there's no Trump.

2. Munich, Germany

Known for its famous Oktoberfest celebration, Munich has beautiful architecture and has its world-famous beer. Also, it doesn't have Donald Trump. An added bonus.

3. Madagascar

Located off the coast of Southeastern Africa, this island is a perfect getaway...from Donald Trump. You can relax on the beach without worrying about the state of America crumbling to pieces.

4. Rio de Janiero, Brazil


With its rich Portuguese history and beautiful beaches, this city would be the perfect escape from Trump-ridden America. Picture it: you relaxing on the beach of Rio, drinking a frozen margarita, basking in the sun. What's missing? Oh, Donald Trump. Thank the Lord (pun intended).

5. Lugano, Switzerland

Switzerland is known for being neutral in certain situations, i.e. World War One and Two. If you move here, you'll live a (semi)-peaceful life, relaxing on the lake and speaking the native language, Italian. Celebrities, entertainers, and athletes are known to frequent Lugano in the summer so who knows? You might run into Julia Roberts or Neil Patrick Harris here. As long as you won't run into Donald Trump, you're good.


These are just some of the places that you can travel to. You get the point in that I want to move away if Trump is president. Here are some great resources for cheap flights and cheap places to stay here and here. I highly recommend moving somewhere else more peaceful if Donald Trump gets elected. But of course, everyone is entitled to their opinion. I'm just going to search for flights in preparation for Election Day...


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