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21 First World Problems That Will Keep You Up At Night

I got 99 problems, and I complain about way too many of them.

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21 First World Problems That Will Keep You Up At Night

You already know about #firstworldproblems so let's get real about the things that plague us daily and keep us up at night.

1. Your phone charger doesn't reach your bed

It's just enough too far that there is no possible way to make it work.

2. You posted a picture in the same outfit TWICE on social media

Basically social suicide, right Instagram?

3. You had to wait more than 5 minutes for your fast food

Could McDonald's BE any slower?

4. Your car doesn't have heated seats

When winter comes, you're going to freeze to death. RIP you.

5. You were unfollowed on social media

Let's face it: This hurts for like two seconds but then you remember that it really doesn't matter in the real world.

6. You don't have cell service

Hopefully you already know how to get where you're going, because Google Maps can't help you now!

7. There's nowhere to park your car

There's nothing worse than having to park 7 miles away from where you're going, or having to find a whole different parking lot.

8. Most restaurants close at 9 PM

There is nothing worse than realizing that you are craving something from somewhere 10 minutes after it closes.

9. The WiFi is down

Everyone knows that you can't function in any capacity without WiFi. You might as well just go home for the day.

10. The elevator isn't working

You when it hits you that you'll have to take the stairs. To the 2nd floor.

11. Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday's

Why is it that we always crave Chick-Fil-A the most on Sundays?! At least we still have Zaxby's.

12. You slept through all your phone alarms

Well you know what they say. Good luck, Charlie.

13. Your favorite sports team loses and it puts you in a depression

Y'all need to grow up and quit acting like a bunch of babies. Chances are if it's college football then you didn't even go to school there, so you are completely irrelevant.

14. They got your order wrong

Unless you have a severe food allergy, you will probably be fine.

15. You can't reach the TV remote

Now you have to resort to watching TV on your laptop or phone instead of the big screen. What a hard life you live.

16. You finished watching all the seasons of your favorite show on Netflix

You basically have to start all over again.

17. You ran out of skips on Pandora

Pandora Radio rocks except for when you have no more skips and you have no idea what song is coming out of your phone...

Side note: The Princess Bride is hands down one of the most iconic movies of all time.

18. There's nothing you want to eat in your fridge

What you see:

What there actually is: perfectly good food that you just aren't "in the mood" for

19. You forgot that you have homework due at 11:59PM

You immediately start calculating exactly how many minutes you have before the time runs out and you have even more problems.

20. You don't have the newest iPhone

Your iPhone 6s still works fine you say? Tell that to your 20% battery at only 8am.

21. You get too many texts from group messages

You want to make them stop. But you want to know what they say. It's an ongoing dilemma.

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