The only back to school essentials I need are my headphones and sunglasses
Putting on a little bit of makeup for the first day so you don't scare your classmates
Even though for the rest of the year they will see your pimples and dark circles
Arriving to class an hour early because of nerves and you didn't walk your schedule
You try to stay positive but you want to go back in time and fix this mistake
You get that amazing professor who only goes over the syllabus on the first day
Praise
Or you get the professor that actually teaches you on the first day
Honestly, how dare they
Eating anywhere on campus is a horror
I swear this many people don't go to school here
TBH there are just too many people all over campus
Y'all are cramping my STYLE
That realization that you have to get from one side of campus to the other in less than 10 minutes
Yeah, the lady who told me you can get anywhere on the University of Alabama's campus in less than 10 minutes, was a liar.
Pulling a freshman move when you're an upperclassman
It's so hard to escape the total freshmen move
You decided the first day of class was a great time to break in your brand-new shoes
Break in those Chaco's WAY before school starts
You get the actual estimate on how much those text books will cost you
So, you better make sure you get your money back when you resale them
You've gotten one person's phone number in your class
They are now your life support.
You have attended the "weed out" class
& yes it did make you want to change your major completely
You already want to skip class
I should've skipped mine, if I'm honest
All in all, you love your school and you've been waiting for this day
It's still syllabus week, I can be naïve about how great school is