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Finals Week: As Told By Ron Swanson

"Happy" Finals week

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Finals Week: As Told By Ron Swanson
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Finals week: two words that send chills up every college students spine. A time where stress and anxiety are high and sleeping is rare. To lift up everyone's spirits, I decided to write Finals week: as told by the ever loving, sarcastic, funny Ron Swanson from the hit TV show "Parks and Recreation." So sit back relax, and laugh a little. And good luck to all of you on finals.

1. Two weeks before the finals begin all is calm, and peaceful in the world.

Not being stressed is a wonderful thing, being able to relax and have a bit of homework is great. But with great power, comes great responsibility.

2. That is until the professors begin to hand out the final reviews

When the professors begin to hand out the reviews, part of you will die inside.

3. Then the work starts to pile up, you tell yourself that everything is okay!

Keep telling yourself, I WILL GET THIS PAPER DONE ON TIME. Do not procrastinate!

4. Before you know it, the week before finals arrives.

If you listen closely, you can hear thousands of college kids screaming in terror. Where did time go? Now, the stress with truly begin.

5. And that's when the panicking begins

Set up a schedule for yourself to get papers done, naps, don't wait to do something 'til the very last minute.

6. You begin to eat more than usual

Food is love..food is life..eating is a good way to relieve stress. or get in a food coma. Make sure to eat before your exams!

7. Sleeping Becomes Rare

Goodbye, sleep. Hello, insanity.

8.You stop caring

You might feel as if all hope is lost, that you're a failure to the world. You're not keep pushing yourself and you may survive.

9. The Morning Of Exams

Yeah, what Ron said. Have faith in yourself when you take your final, turn in your project, or essay. Even if you winged it, make it look like you have an idea on what you're doing.

10. After the first exam

Have faith in yourself and you will do fine.

11. Opening your parents care package

I couldn't find any other gifs okay. But your parents believe in you, make them proud and work your butt off.

12. Your last final

God finally answered your cries of need. Take your time and finish strong; before you know it you'll be on your way home getting ready to see your family and enjoy Christmas break!

13. Christmas Break!

After all of your hard work this semester, it is finally Christmas break. Go home, relax and enjoy some time off and be with family and friends. And prepare yourself for another fun, and exciting semester. (I know, this is Leslie, not Ron)

Happy Holidays and good luck to all of you on finals!

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