Finals week. What a glorious time to be alive. If you are preparing for your finals then you know the struggles, and the cast of Parks and Recreation does too. Though if you're a senior in college then Ron Swanson is probably your spirit animal more than any of these. Either way I know you're reading this to procrastinate studying and I can't blame you. Enjoy and good luck on your finals.
1) "How are you?"
2) It might look good to colleges but you still regret ever taking AP classes senior year.
3) "If I hide a treat between every page maybe then I will be motivated to finish this chapter."
4) "Yes I realize that I need to make an 156% on this final to end with a 70% in the class."
5) "I might have 9 finals that determine if I go to my dream school and if I graduate and basically the rest of my life, but I'm fine. I'm not stressed. Why do you keep asking if I'm stressed, because I'm not. I'm fine!"
6) "It's time to face reality. I can't do this. I'm actually going to fail high school."
7) "Class, are you ready for the final?"
8) You read the first question on the final and instead of trying to figure it out you spend five minutes giving your teacher the death stare.
9) No matter how you think you did you always give yourself a pep talk before viewing your final grade.
10) "Did you pass?"
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