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Finals Week As Told By Sue Sylvester

"You think this is hard? Try being waterboarded, *that's* hard!"

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It’s finals season, which means I spend all of my free time watching Glee to destress. Who better to explain the ups and downs of finals than the dynamic Sue Sylvester?

1. Realizing finals are upon you and the term is almost over

2. When someone asks if you're ready for finals

3. When the professor tells you the final will be cumulative

4. When you're procrastinating and you have to remind yourself you have finals to study for

5. When a student asks a dumbass question during the review session

6. When everyone in your class seems to know all the answers during the review session

7. When you listen to Christmas music while stu(dying)

8. When you read something in your notes that you don't remember learning

9. When someone asks you why you're studying upside down at 3 a.m.

10. When you're wondering what it'd be like to drop out and then have to reprimand yourself for even considering it

11. When you get the exam and you don't recognize anything

12. When someone is turning the final in and you're not even halfway done yet

13. What you'd like to say when someone asks you how you think you did

14. What you actually say when someone asks you how you think you did

15. When someone else gets a good grade on a final and messes up the curve

16. When you get a good grade on a final and throw off the curve

17. When you're half a point off from getting your desired grade

18. When you're finally done with finals and are officially on break

Power through finals everyone, and as Sue says, “Never let anything distract you from winning. Ever”.

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