Finals week gives everyone a run for his or her money. It doesn’t matter what your grades are like, what your classes are taking, or how prepared you feel. The week can really destroy us all. Here’s a good description about how college students feel through that last week of the semester in gif’s of stitch, because why not destress a little with stitch's cute fluffy butt!
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1. Leaves you voice mails.
Then they will text you to tell you they left you a voicemail.
2. When you answer, the phone says, "Hey it's Mom!", even though you have caller ID.
3. Tells you things about your friends she found out on Facebook.
"Did you know Gretta is engaged!?"
4. Fast-forwards through sex scenes.
This is the most awkward thing any human will have to experience.
5. Asks you what really provocative song lyrics mean.
"What does she mean, she loves herself?" "I don't know mom!"
6. Comments on everything you post online.
Do you just snoop on my profile all day?
7. Asks you if you are seeing anyone.
Nothing will make you feel more single then having to tell your mother you're single.
8. Tells you what she had for dinner when you aren't home.
9. Asks you the same question over and over.
That I've answered a thousand times already.
10. Tells you you need a haircut.
My hair is fine!
11. Tells you you need to start eating more.
"You look so skinny! Have you been eating?"
12. Snoops on your life.
13. Wakes you up in the morning in that annoying calm voice.
A million times.
14. Tells you she's proud of you about everything.
"You are so talented."
15. Uses lingo in the dorkiest way.
That's on fleek!
16. Asks you to vote for her favorite contestants on 'American Idol,' 'Dancing with the Stars,' or 'The Voice.'
My mom likes Kat on The Voice more than me.
17. Makes a ridiculous amount of snacks when your friends come over.
Moms make the greatest hostesses.
18. Loves you unconditionally.
No matter what, your mom is always there for you. She's your shoulder to cry on and the only person you want to talk to when you need to calm down.
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Here are 50 of the most comical and flashy Friends quotes from all 10 seasons.
1. MONICA: Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You’re gonna love it!
2. JOEY: You can’t just give up! Is that what a dinosaur would do?
3. JOEY: Here come the meat sweats.
4. WILL: We started a rumor.
RACHEL: What rumor?
PHOEBE: Oh, come on Will! Just take off your shirt and tell us!
5. ROSS: Wow, you guys sure have a lot of books about being a lesbian.
SUSAN: Well, you know, you have to take a course. Otherwise, they don’t let you do it.
6. PHOEBE: Come on Ross, you’re a paleontologist. Dig a little deeper.
7. JANICE: OH… MY… GOD!!!!
8. CHANDLER: WHOOPAH
9. JOEY: Well, I’m sorry if I’m not a middle-aged black woman. And I’m also sorry if sometimes I go to the wrong audition.
10. JOEY: Hey, Ross, I got a science question: If the homo sapiens were, in fact, HOMO sapiens… is that why they’re extinct?
ROSS: Joey, homo sapiens are people.
JOEY: Hey, I’m not judgin’!
11. PHOEBE: If it’s a girl, Phoebe. And if it’s a boy, Pheebo.
12. CHANDLER: Hold on, there’s something different.
ROSS: I went to that tanning place your wife suggested.
CHANDLER: Was that place the sun?
13. JANICE: 15 Yemen Road, Yemen.
14. JOEY: Paper… Snow… It’s a ghost!
15. JOEY: Is it obvious I’m wearing six sweaters?
16. PHOEBE: THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION!
17. JOEY: What’s not to like? Custard? Good. Jam? Good. Meat? GOOD.
18. JOEY: It’s a moo point. It’s like a cow’s opinion. It doesn’t matter. It’s moo.
19. PHOEBE: Oh I wish I could, but I don’t want to.
20. CHANDLER: Condoms?
JOEY: We don’t know how long we’re gonna be stuck in here. We might have to repopulate the world.
CHANDLER: And CONDOMS are the way to do that?
21. ROSS: PI-VOT! PI-VOT! PI-VOT!
22. JOEY: Why do you have to break up with her? Be a man. Just stop calling.
23. PHOEBE: Je m’appelle Claude.
JOEY: Jet aplee blooo.
24. CHANDLER: I’m not so good with the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
25. JOEY: JOEY DOESN’T SHARE FOOD.
26. JOEY: I swear to god, Dad. That’s not how they measure pants!
27. ROSS: You could not be any more wrong. You could try, but you would not be successful.
28. ROSS: So, uh, what did the insurance company say?
CHANDLER: Oh, they said uh, “You don’t have insurance here so stop calling us.”
29. CHANDLER: Gum would be perfection.
30. JOEY: Look at me! I’m Chandler! Could I BE wearing any more clothes?
31. MONICA: My motto is get out before they go down.
JOEY: That is so not my motto.
32. RACHEL: Oh are you setting Ross up with someone? Does she have a wedding dress?
33. RACHEL: Hey, just so you know it’s NOT that common, it DOESN’T happen to every guy and it IS a big deal!
34. JOEY: How you doin’?
35. JOEY: That’s right, I stepped up! She’s my friend and she needed help. If I had to, I’d pee on any one of you!
36. MONICA: Fine! Judge all you want but married a lesbian, left a man at the altar, fell in love with a gay ice dancer, threw a girl’s wooden leg in the fire, LIVES IN A BOX.
37. RACHEL: Go tell him he’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?
MONICA: He could hear me.
38. PHOEBE: But they don’t know that we know they know we know!
39. PHOEBE: Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, what are they feeding you? Smelly cat, smel-ly cat, it’s not your fault.
40. JOEY: Suppose we’re a divorced couple.
CHANDLER: Okay.
JOEY: And I got custody of the kid, right? Now, suppose the kid dies and I gotta buy a new kid.
41. JOEY: Oh, sorry. Did I get ya?
CHANDLER: No, you didn’t get me! It’s an electric drill. You get me, you kill me!
42. ROSS: WE WERE ON A BREAK!
43. RACHEL: He’s a transponster!
44. MONICA: SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN! SEVEN!
45. MONICA: You were my midnight mystery kisser?
ROSS: You were my first kiss with Rachel?
MONICA: You were my first kiss EVER?!
CHANDLER: What did I marry into?
46. CHANDLER: I’m full and yet I know if I stop eating this, I’ll regret it.
47. PHOEBE: He’s her lobster!
48. RACHEL: Isn’t that just kick-you-in-the-crotch, spit-on-your-neck fantastic?
49. ROSS: They’re still not coming on man! And the lotion and powder have made a paste!
50. MONICA: Do you have a plan?
PHOEBE: I don’t even have a “pla.”
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