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The Finals Week Diet, as Told by SpongeBob SquarePants

Ain't nobody got time for cooking.

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The Finals Week Diet, as Told by SpongeBob SquarePants

So, it's finals week and while you could carefully plan out every meal and make sure you are getting the essential nutrients and vitamins, it is just not practical to think that is going to happen. Taking study breaks to eat is essential to your success, but it is what we choose to eat in the moment that defines us.

1. Pizza.

It's greasy. It has cheese. It can be delivered. These are the three essentials of a finals week diet. Did I mention it has cheese?

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"The Krusty Krab pizza is the pizza for you and me."

2. Campus Cookies.

It's the end of the year. Use those last FLEX dollars to, "treat yo'self!"


3. Jimmy John's.

Again, delivery is key. You do not have to abandon your carefully staked out spot in the library that you haven't left in three days. Also, if you want to go the healthier route, you can get the breadless version and feel good about yourself!


4. Easy Mac.

Using a microwave takes little to no brainpower, and your brain will probably be exhausted from studying so this is a perfect option. Just add water, press a couple buttons, add the cheese powder, and enjoy!

Get the SpongeBob Easy Mac for extra fun.

5. Coffee.

I mean, does this even need to be explained? All nighters come with a price, my friends. That price is however much seven grande white chocolate mochas cost. Also, get that whipped cream and caramel drizzle on top. It's good for your soul.



6. Vending machine treasures.

A quick bag of chips, a pack of Skittles, a Twix bar. The possibilites are endless. This is probably your closest option in the library or lounge where you are locked up. It is cheap, quick, and you can get a little exercise walking to and from the machine. It's a win/win option!

Last, but not least...

7. Chocolate.

Any and all forms accepted. It's the comfort food of comfort foods. A little chocolate never killed nobody.

Good luck on finals! Remember -- calories don't exist during finals week. That's just science.


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