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Finals Week, As Told By Chris Traeger

"My anxiety has kept me up for over 50 hours"

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The single worst week of the semester for every college student is upon us, and everyone's anxiety is through the roof, as usual. An expert at crying for help while also pretending to be okay, Chris Traeger of Parks and Recreation walks us through what finals week is really like for all of us.

1. When someone asks you what your game plan is for the week

Unless crying counts counts as a game plan. Because you're gonna be doing that a lot.

2. Thinking about all of the studying you need to do while not actually studying at all

Honestly, you're just way too stressed to look over your notes and that's just adding to the stress.

3. Studying in the library instead of your room because:

And you're pretty much done for once that happens tbh.

4. Giving out advice to others on how to stay sane

No, really, fifteen.

5. Giving yourself a night off to hang out with friends but you can't stop thinking about finals

#ConcealDon'tFeel

6. Coming out of your first exam like

Good thing you have three more exams to take.

7. Having two finals in one day

What kind of fresh hell is this?

8. What you want to tell your professor when you leave the exam room

But you want a good grade so you just smile and tell them to have a great summer.

9. How you feel at the end of each day

And you don't have to take any more exams if you're dead, right?

10. How your roommate finds you after a night of studying

Just walk it off.

11. When your last final is over and you can go home and sleep well for the first time in a week

FINALLY

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