The stress, anxiety, cramming, and other feelings of finals have started to raid, pillage, and plunder our daily lives. As you buckle down and prepare for the treacherous waters of finals, have your biannual finals habits told to you by your favorite band of swashbuckling pirates

1. When you remember all the moments you could’ve spent studying

2. Trying to understand complex concepts you should have figured out months ago

3. When that one person who knows the subject material rubs it in your face

4. Pulling all-nighters like

5. When someone notices that your hygiene has gone down the drain

6. Looking at final project rubrics

7. When you contemplate dropping out about a thousand times per hour

8. When you need a nap

9. When you learn that the final can be used as grade replacement

10. When the professor still messes your name up

11. Reading the questions like

12. When you finish your final

13. When your parents ask how finals were

14. Realizing the test wasn’t that bad.

15. When you are finally ready to turn up after finals.

So whether this has provided you with a bit of humor or another three minutes of procrastination from studying, I hope you enjoyed this. So keep your eyes on the horizon, set your compass on the pathway of good grades, and obtain all the swagger. Savvy?