The semester is finally coming to a close; you can basically taste summer. But with finals week approaching, your usual college stresses are practically on steroids. Who better to know what you're going through than, aw shucks, Goofy?
1. When you realize its finals week, and you haven't started studying yet
2. The ultimate catch phrase for finals week
3. When you oversleep and miss the first hour of your exam
4. When you're already so late, and the only seat left is in the front
5. You have given up all attempts at trying to be even slightly healthy
6. When you try to read that three-by-five notecard that your prof said you could have on the test, which was really just a ploy to waste time on the exam
7. When you don't want to see people on campus anymore
8. You are officially the poorest you have ever been in your entire life
9. The parking has become savage
10. Your only motivation during finals week
11. When your BFF, somehow, convinces you to go to a party the weekend of finals week
12. When your parents call to lecture you on all the social things they see you've been doing during finals on Facebook
13. When you and your roommate have a battle of the Jams at 1 a.m. and no one wins because it's quite hours.
14. When you stay up all night to study, to the point where nothing makes sense anymore.
15. When your prof decides to lecture you on what to do with your summer.
16. Because you actually want to do this with your summer
17. When you're counting down to summer, with only five days, three hours, 21 seconds and 500 milliseconds left
18. When you daydream about all the stuff you're going to do over the summer
19. What you're actually going to do over the summer
20. When you start to take the exam and it's nothing like the review
21. When you walk out of an exam and you know you bombed it
22. When your parents lecture you about college
23. When you tell your parents that you just failed an exam and might have ruined your entire life and their only reply is, "It's not that bad, just try your best"
24. When you finish your last exam
25. When you're holding out til the end of the semester to do laundry
26. When you walk into a final you know you're going to get an A on
27. When you use your last meal swipe
28. When you attempt to study with your BFF
29. When your parents add an additional two hours to your classes for next year
30. When you get your first exam grade back, and you aced it, despite only studying the night before
31. When you start packing up your dorm two hours before your check out time
32. When your Mom comes to take you home for the semester
33. When your parents see some delinquent college kid that they go on a tangent about, but that's actually your BFF
35. When your parents want to take one last picture before you leave
36. When you get sentimental saying goodbye to the college life as you head home for the summer
37. When you reflect on how awesome this year was, and how you some how survived
And that is how "The Goofy Movie" perfectly describes the end of your semester. You're welcome.
