With finals week quickly approaching, I am beginning to feel the heat from the flames of hell....a bit dramatic? I think not. Finals week is every college student's worst nightmare and I honestly think it will be a miracle if I survive till summer break. To bring a little humor to this wretched time, here is a glimpse at finals week through the characters of Bridesmaids.
1. When you see a question your professor promised wouldn't be on the test.
I specifically asked if this topic would be on the test and you said no. This is why I have trust problems.
2. Personal hygiene is non-existent.
You haven't showered all week and you maybe brushed your hair once. Whatever, it's fine.
3. When you receive your study guide/review sheet.
This will be your best friend until the minute before the test.
4. In the midst of studying when you realize your meal plan has run out.
Starving, poor, and stressed out. Leave me here to die.
5. When you decide to drown your sorrows in food.
Mozzarella sticks, pizza, fries... I deserve it all.
6. That moment when you look at your exam schedule.
Maybe if I close my eyes they will all just go away?
7. When your professors all schedule your exams on the same day.
They are all out to get me. They hate me and want me to drop out and be a stripper.
8. When you pull an all nighter and then during the test your mind goes blank.
*Eye twitch.*
9. When you want to drop out and realize college is not for you.
Googles jobs you can get with a high school diploma because you are a strong, independent, women who does not need college.
10. Hydration is the key to success.
Wine is the same thing as water, right?
11. Walking out of your class for the last time.
Thank you for the months of torture, see you never again.
12. And finally, when the nightmare is over.
Pass the alcohol, please.
Happy finals week everyone!