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Suffering Through College Finals Week, As Told By Andy Dwyer

“It’s fine. It’s just that life is pointless and nothing matters and I’m always tired.” - Andy Dwyer

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Suffering Through College Finals Week, As Told By Andy Dwyer
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Finals are fast approaching, leaving us with a week full of stress and misery. When such a week comes up, I find solace is only a couple things, one being Parks and Recreation. The characters are hysterical and the laughing helps reduce the high levels of stress and anxiety that come up during this week of torture. That being said, enjoy some scenarios we go through in the worst week of the year, told to you by Andy Dwyer.

1. When you start the week with this.

2. When the teacher tells you it's not cumulative.

3. When you study so much you don't know how to function.

4. When you finally break down.

5. So you think of possible alternatives to school.

6. While stress eating.

7. And then try to perk yourself up.

8. When you lose hope.

9. And sometimes are a bit dramatic about it.

10. And then try to be confident.

11. When you walk into the final.

11. But the test bites you in the butt.

12. Or, you totally nail it.

12. Afterwards, when you patiently wait for the results.

13. When finals are finally over and you passed all your classes, but you're dead inside.


Happy finals week everyone and good luck!

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