When someone asks, "How'd you sleep?"

Anything greater than zero is a good night.

Checking your grades online.

Honestly a lot like being hit by a taxi.

Apologizing to your parents in advance for your GPA.

The perfect apology for any injustice, really.

When your professor assigns another assignment on top of your finals schedule and suddenly you're trying to manage 100 responsibilities.

IT'S FINE I'M FINE EVERYTHING'S FINE.

Stress Eating Everything In Sight.

PopTarts, Spaghetti, Marshmallows, Candy Corn….and Syrup.

Kissing up to the professor for the sake of your grade.

Works like a charm.

When someone tells you that finals aren’t that bad.

LIAR.

When your professor gets mad at your class for not turning something in on time

A very angry elf.

Realizing you forgot to do an assignment.

Sheer, paralyzing panic.

Having your sixth cup of coffee for the day.

*Pours in a bottle of syrup for the extra sugar boost.*

Nearing the end and making plans with your friends for when you get home:

Only the essentials.

Crushing the final you thought you'd fail.

#NailedIt.

Failing the final you thought you'd crush.

*Faceplant, broken limb, sadness.*

Finally being finished.

*Cries*

Self-assuring yourself in the aftermath of finals, verbally and physically.

Now go take a nap and stress-eat some Christmas Cookies. You’ve earned it.