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Finals As Told By Hockey

I play school not hockey-- er, you know what I mean.

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Finals As Told By Hockey
Leesa Johnson

When you think school's all good but then you realize finals are this week


When you sit down to start reviewing material


When your friend tries to help you but you still don't get it


When you have to study but you're procrastinating



When your professor tacks on one more chapter to the test at the last second


When that one concept finally, finally clicks


When you wanna go out but your grades say no


"If I don't know it now, I won't know it at all. Give me my test."


No matter how hard you try to get your grade up, that one small assignment is just holding you down


When you realize it's too late to save your grade


When someone asks about said grade


When you don't really know the answer but you throw in fancy words and phrases to distract from the rest of the bullshit you've spewed


"Yeah, bro, you can copy, just don't make it obvious"


When your answer is technically correct but the professor won't give you the points


When you're only 0.1% away from the next grade up but the professor won't round it


When your C still gets you the degree

¯\_(ツ)_/¯


When you almost fail and barely pass the class


When you get a passing score back after you thought you failed


When you get your transcript back and you've passed all your classes and narrowly avoided being a super senior


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