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Fifteen Halloween Costumes for the Lazy

Costumes you already have at home

Sarah Schultz
Oct 31, 2016
Northern Michigan University
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Fifteen Halloween Costumes for the Lazy
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  • The Toga
    • Wrap a bed sheet around yourself and you’re good to go. Use safety pins to hold it in place.
  • The Prepper
    • Grab a robe and pile your hair in a towel atop your head.
  • The Inside of Your Pocket/Purse
    • Wear all black and stick an assortment of items to your person.
      • Lipstick, tampons, money, wallets, car keys…
  • The Marshmallow
    • Wear all white and stick some pillows into your clothes… unless you don’t need pillows.
  • Moral Support
    • Simply carry around a box of tissues all night.
  • The Cheating Poker Player
    • Keep an ace up your sleeve all night.
  • The Freshman
    • Wear a new-looking backpack and pile every book you have into it.
  • The Make-up Tutorial
    • Put make-up on just half your face.
  • The Bad Parent
    • Carry a squirt bottle of water and spray anyone if they annoy you.
  • The Prepared Student No One Likes
    • Carry around a stuffed pencil case and trapper-keeper.
  • The Tourist
    • Put a camera around your neck, hold a map, and stuff your pockets full of too much change.
  • The Person That Works From Home
    • Wear pajamas, wrap a blanket around your shoulders and carry a mug full of tea or coffee.
  • The Bored Student
    • Use a pen to draw all over your hands.
  • The Paranoid
    • Glance behind you every 7 seconds.
  • The Chameleon
    • Don’t go. Say you were wearing camouflage.
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