You ever see that one couple in public that is taking it way too far and doing the absolute most?
Sometimes couples take their intense love for each other way too far, and it is hilarious to watch. PDA levels reach the highest point on the charts and just make everyone in their presence uncomfortable.
The other day i was at In N Out getting some food and there was this one couple who were either magnets or just the most in love people I have ever seen because they started making out in line, like full on tongue with the hands rubbing down each other, then they stopped to order, and BOOM started again while waiting for their food. I mean her leg was around his waist—I thought i was watching a sex scene. I was like, damn. They couldn't wait like ten minutes and go in the car plus the worst part was that their kid was standing next to them while they were doing this. It started out bad from the beginning as the dude just straight up walked in to the In-N-Out with no shirt on like they were going to serve him, so I should of known that nothing good was going to come from this ordeal. No healthy images came out of this interaction for me or anyone eating at that In-N-Out.
The next event happened when I was at a bar not too long ago because it had an open mic night, which attracts a good amount of people. There was one couple in the middle of the dance floor that simply were not dancing. The lady was on the side of the gentleman, and every once in awhile would try to lick the man's ear. Now this is just weird to me, I thought it was open mic night but it turned out that I was in the middle of an arranged marriage or something. My friends and I are over here trying to enjoy some nice music on a Monday night, and you have this couple trying to make their own music in the middle of the dance floor.
Now maybe it's just me who notices these couples that are just doing too much because I am so observant, but I am sure somebody else had to at least catch a glimpse. I am probably guilty of PDA from my last relationship from a couple years ago, but I doubt I ever took it as far as the two stories i just told. I know sometimes we get all jealous of these couples that seem so perfect for each other but then you get the other type of couples that literally take it too far. They must think they are in a video game or something by thinking they get extra bonus points for the amount of excessive PDA. Maybe it is some cheeky fetish some couples have, but there is no Nobel Piece Prize for PDA.