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Thoughts Of An Incoming College Freshman As Told By Spongebob Squarepants

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Being an incoming college freshman is a lot like starting at the bottom of the food-chain. We have very little direction and we basically run around like chickens with our heads cut off. Being a cartoon lover, I realized Spongebob had some pretty relateable scenarios. Hopefully, we'll swim to the top.

The feelings of being "fresh meat" again:

Trying to battle the freshman 15 before you're actually a freshman like:

And let's be real. Your attempts aren't working.

What will actually happen:

What you feel like after purchasing the biggest meal plan:

Coping with adulthood is going to take a whole lot of Krabby Patties.

Actually eating the cafeteria food when you go to orientation:

Who signed me up for this. Where are the home-cooked meals?

Seriously. Everyone at my orientation was so attractive. Please be my friend?

Trying to shop for outfits for Formal Recruitment:

Confused. Lost in Dillard's. Online shopping. The equivilent to like blurred Mr. Krabbs.


When you finally find the perfect outfit:

Or at least you think it is the perfect outfit. Maybe it's not? Am I overthinking this? Is this even cute? I need a coffee.

What you think your college looks like after the first tuition fee:

Student loans. In the name of Mr. Krabs: MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!

Trying to make your own headboard:

Feeling more confused than Sandy Cheeks not loving Texas. Which is very confused

When you remember that all of your high school friends are going to different colleges:

Where is the tissue box?


When your adviser tells you your only option for a required class is an 8 a.m.:

How did the "Pineapple Under the Sea" ever survive without a coffee-maker?

Spending all of your graduation money on college gear:

My bank account is already suffering and I'm not even there yet.

When you realize you're leaving your pets soon:

Actually the worst part. I cry just thinking about it.

THE EXCITEMENT IS REAL!

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