Being an incoming college freshman is a lot like starting at the bottom of the food-chain. We have very little direction and we basically run around like chickens with our heads cut off. Being a cartoon lover, I realized Spongebob had some pretty relateable scenarios. Hopefully, we'll swim to the top.
The feelings of being "fresh meat" again:
Trying to battle the freshman 15 before you're actually a freshman like:
And let's be real. Your attempts aren't working.
What will actually happen:
What you feel like after purchasing the biggest meal plan:
Coping with adulthood is going to take a whole lot of Krabby Patties.
Actually eating the cafeteria food when you go to orientation:
Who signed me up for this. Where are the home-cooked meals?
Seriously. Everyone at my orientation was so attractive. Please be my friend?
Trying to shop for outfits for Formal Recruitment:
Confused. Lost in Dillard's. Online shopping. The equivilent to like blurred Mr. Krabbs.
When you finally find the perfect outfit:
Or at least you think it is the perfect outfit. Maybe it's not? Am I overthinking this? Is this even cute? I need a coffee.
What you think your college looks like after the first tuition fee:
Student loans. In the name of Mr. Krabs: MONEY, MONEY, MONEY!
Trying to make your own headboard:
Feeling more confused than Sandy Cheeks not loving Texas. Which is very confused
When you remember that all of your high school friends are going to different colleges:
Where is the tissue box?
When your adviser tells you your only option for a required class is an 8 a.m.:
How did the "Pineapple Under the Sea" ever survive without a coffee-maker?
Spending all of your graduation money on college gear:
My bank account is already suffering and I'm not even there yet.
When you realize you're leaving your pets soon:
Actually the worst part. I cry just thinking about it.
THE EXCITEMENT IS REAL!