The mid-season premiere has officially aired. On the most perfect day of the year nonetheless (because I choose zombies over chocolates any Valentine's Day). But with the premier comes the inevitable feelings. And I mean all of the feelings.

"Your property now belongs to Neegan." Umm, excuse me? I know you might think you're really cool with your leather jackets and animated facial expressions, but you're talking to Daryl. DARYL.

Like I said. You're talking to Daryl.

So the crew made it through most of the zombies despite the little I-can't-legally-write-this-word Sam crying for his mom. Can he die now? It's been long overdue.

There are so many zombies here. It looks like Panama City Beach on the first day of spring break.

Enid is annoying me too. Can't we all just move past the temper tantrums and worry about the real problems in the world? Like, I don't know, 20,00 zombies outside?

Well, I guess my wish was granted. See ya never, Sam.

No, not Jessie! Rick finally had himself a lady! And one that didn't sleep with his best friend.

Again with the teenage angst! Ron, you deserve that katana to the chest. Say hi to your dad for us. But that moment when the katana goes in..

Wait. Where did the bullet go...

NO! OH MY GOD NO! NOT CARL. I don't know if I should vomit or cry.

I decided to cry. And I cried a lot. An embarrassing amount.

I thought I would have time to process the massacre that just occurred, but then I remembered I was watching "The Walking Dead" and... The Wolf is dead! I have a little more faith now.

Rick has gone full-on Ricktatorship again. And I love it.

They're all helping him get the zombies! Such a beautiful act of community involvement. Like a potluck. But instead of quiche, they're chopping heads off.

Even Eugene is helping?! Yeah man, work that mullet!

Glenn is saved! Thank god, because I literally can't handle him dying AGAIN.

Daryl saved everybody again... I've never loved a redneck with a crossbow more.

CARL IS OKAY! I mean, he's missing an eye. BUT HE'S ALIVE.

Walking Dead, you did it again.

But really, the question that should be on everybody's mind is- who is Judith's baby daddy?