Oxymorons are great, but these are wonderful and beautiful and amazing! Some of these are just awesome facts of life and rare occasions, but they’re all still pretty cool.
1. The Eiffel Tower
The Eiffel Tower and rainy art masterpieces create the epitome of Paris and give you a feeling of comfort and calm, somehow combining adventure and contentment as you sit in a pearl colored room with high ceilings and windows and long sheer curtains.
2. Flower and Tea
Yellow flowers make you feel excited and energetic simply because of the color, while tea in white china cups makes you feel refined and controlled and dainty. What an oxymoron.
3. Peppermint Hot Chocolate
Candy canes make your mouth and lips sticky, but peppermint cools and refreshes your mouth. Some people put peppermint in their hot chocolate, making this extraterrestrial flavor of warmth and freshness.
4. Beautiful clean barns
Barns are strictly country, farm, animals, hay, and dirt. Clean is strictly…. Everywhere else. But combine the two together... and you get an entirely different mood.
5. Windless Kansas
I’m in Kansas. Rainy weather, sunny weather, cloudy weather, cold weather, hot weather, foggy weather, every kind of weather without wind is the newest and most excellent experience you’ll have!