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10 Gross But Totally Real Fears That Every Girl Has Thought Of

If you say these haven't crossed your mind, you're lying...

Kayley Little

Sep 04, 2018

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1. Tampon in cervix

Personally, this just happened to me...it is a fear we should have-- it hurt SO bad. Whether you put two tampons in our forgot you had a tampon in and got frisky with your boo.

2. Getting pregnant

Self-explanatory, duh.

3. Gum in hair

This shit is HARD to get out, like, if you've experienced this I am sorry. Use some peanut butter; that's what the internet says, and it's always right, of course.

4. Bra malfunctions

Okay, I have nightmares that I will be at work and my bra disappears and I end up nipping out and not supported around professional people. (Is this weird? Probs). Also, if your bra underwire pops out, ouch.

5. Tampon string breaking off

Another tampon fear, but totally reasonable...if that comes off, you're going to be digging for gold.

6. Straightener frying your hair

Not only just frying it, but, BURNING IT OFF (like that one YouTube video). I am so scared that it will just fall out and smell like fried hair forever.

7. Bleeding through

Any girl anywhere will give you a tampon so finding one typically isn't an issue, but, when you do bleed through and you're in classes on North campus all day and you live on Chit, what're you supposed to do??? Die, that's what you do (or hope your roommate is the greatest and brings you an extra pair of pants).

8. Finding the man of your dreams BUT having wooly mammoth legs

Any day you're like "I am so not going out," you end up going out, lowkey dying, and maybe end up in some frat boy's room, right? Well, what happens when you unleash that hair? Your perfect frat boy will no longer love you for the night, so it's just a sad lonely walk home.

9. Laughing too hard and shooting boogers

Okay, this literally happened to me at Cedar Point Monday. So my boyfriend and I were in line and he said something, and I laughed so hard I snorted and boogers. Went. Flying. (no exaggeration) I love my boyfriend and he "doesn't get grossed out by me" (yeah right), but like oh my god did I want to die, like what are you supposed to do? Quickly sniff it back up??? Blow really hard and try and shoot it at the ground??? I'm not gonna tell you what I did because that's something I will never talk about again.

10. Farting while a guy is flirty-tickling you

I don't know why guys tickle girls to flirt because they hear my weird noises, possible farts, and screaming. What is attractive about that? I don't know, but man is it hard to hold all those farts you've been holding since you went to his house and the minute he tickles you, they come trickling.

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If you say these haven't crossed your mind, you're lying...

In This Article:

1. Tampon in cervix

2. Getting pregnant

3. Gum in hair

4. Bra malfunctions

5. Tampon string breaking off

6. Straightener frying your hair

7. Bleeding through

8. Finding the man of your dreams BUT having wooly mammoth legs

9. Laughing too hard and shooting boogers

10. Farting while a guy is flirty-tickling you

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Here are just a few of those things.

Take the time to thank that one friend in your life you will never let go of.

1. Thank you for being the one I can always count on to be honest.

2. Thank you for accepting me for who I am.

3. Thank you for teaching me what real love feels like.

4. Thank you for always making sure I'm safe.

5. Thank you for going through things with me.

6. Thank you for teaching me to take care of myself.

7. Thank you for going out of your way to make me feel supported.

8. Thank you for always being there to back me up, even when you know I'm wrong.

9. Thank you for constantly pushing me to live up to my potential.

10. Lastly, thank you for making such a huge impact on my life.

It sucks, but you’ll make it through

1. Please just be seasonal allergies

2. I must not have gotten enough sleep last night

3. I’ll just take a little nap

4. Oh no, I have so much due tomorrow!

5. I’m fine, I’ll just sleep it off

6. Do I have to be responsible today?

7. Ugh no, I can’t actually be sick

8. Alright, I’ll take some medicine and I’ll be fine

9. This is the worst day of my life

10. Mom?

11. She was right (like always)

12. Too bad you're busy and can’t take the day off tomorrow

13. You think about taking the day off, but realize you have like three tests

14. You think you're actually going to be sick forever

15. Finally, you're better!

Sleepovers are not a thing. They're just not.

1. You only ask things once.

2. Seriously, you only ask once.

3. When you do muster up the courage to ask your parents for something, you creep around and wait until they’re in a good mood.

4. Before you get that final yes, you have to go through an interview.

5. If you ever got “the eye,” you knew you were screwed.

6. You were always the first to leave your group of friends when hanging out.

7. If you say you will be home at a certain time, you better be home at that time.

8. Seeing a missed call from your parents sends fear and horror through your veins.

9. If relatives are coming over to the house, your room better be clean.

10. You are careful about what jokes you share with your parents.

11. "You’re not an adult until you turn 18! You can do whatever you want then!"

12. If plans change while you’re out, you better text or call.

13. Don’t talk back. Ever.

14. When you’re called by your full name, you’re in deep trouble.

15. Don’t make them call your name twice.

16. Sleepovers are not a thing.

17. Despite all of these things, you know your parents love you.

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3. Mistakes

4. Cooking for yourself

5. Hosting

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10. Cleaning

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