He texts you at unreasonable times, has made out with one of your friends in front of you, and sends mass invitations to his fraternity parties. This right here is the definition of a "F***Boy."
You swear he's different than the others, but when he uses the word "dope" as an adjective, really there's no hope. I myself have come across this dreadful type of guy, so I understand how much you want to rip your hair out when he texts you to "Netflix and Chill" at 3 A.M. It's the ultimate struggle when all you really want from him is to go on your date dash because he's photogenic and he'll definitely make out with you. I know you keep telling yourself that he's so hot and you know he can change, but you're 97 percent incorrect. In most cases, he will always stay a F***Boy — I mean unless you were Blake Lively or something. But if you honestly believe you are that slim three percent, I have come up with some simple steps to make the F***Boy stop being a F***Boy.
Step 1:
When he texts you: "Hey, What are you doing?" At 1:53 A.M.
Respond with: "Not you." At 9:00 A.M.
Step 2:
You see him at the party he personally invited you to, making out with someone else.
Easy fix.
*Ask the 18-year-old bartender for some jungle juice.
*Accidentally spill said jungle juice all over F***Boys new white converse.
Oops!
Step 3:
Take Snapchat with hair and makeup on point, and the perfect amount of cleavage. Send the snap to F***Boy. When he responds with some sleazy remark, automatically reply with a picture of a miscellaneous object (not you). Caption the picture "Sorry I didn't mean to send that to you..."
Step 4:
Hookup with F***Boy's best friend, or fraternity brother.
After reading these steps, I hope you have come to the conclusion that the guy that came to your mind actually sucks. I know it's hard to let go of someone so incredibly attractive, but when he repeatedly does these crappy things to you, it's not worth the chase. You are so much more than some 20-year-old frat star who is just looking to slay. On the other hand, if you're trying to seek revenge, these steps should totally work. Granted this guy will probably hate you after, but he deserves it for stringing you along like that.
