Unfortunately, it has been announced that Vine will shut down. The social media platform quickly rose to fame in 2012 and now seems to face an early death. Vine's greatest contribution to society has been the 6 second comedy. With the announcement of Vine's impending shutdown, I felt it my civic duty to make sure that all people see these 6 second masterpieces. These are the vines that keep me young. They've helped me through some real rough patches with the power of unadulterated stupidity. Now, I'm just praying that Twitter will decide to sell Vine and keep it in existence. Otherwise I'm going to have to start recording this stuff down for future generations.
Warning: Some of the Vines in this article contain mature language - as such, they are NSFW.
1. "Leggo My Eggo"
This one really speaks for itself. What can I say other than the acting is so nuanced. Superb, even. This is one of the Vines I find myself always coming back to.
2. The Hoverboard
Remember when the Hoverboard was huge? Well, maybe it's not so huge anymore because of stuff like this. While I feel kind of bad, something about this Vine has me bursting into laughter every time.
3. "Fre Shavacado"
The sheer excitement in the voice of this Viner when he realizes what he has said is really what gets me. It's just really fun to say "Fre Shavacado!!"
4. "Y'all Gon' See Me"
We've all experienced this Vine before. You get all dressed up, but got nothing to do. Well, just run outside and force the world to see you.
5. "I'm Washing Me and My Clothes"
If you haven't experienced this friend, maybe you are this friend. Don't try to understand the drunk logic, just thank the heavens it was recorded for us all to revel in.
6. "Healthy Snack Rebecca"
All I can say is that this is the funniest parody of the suburban mom/suburban teen I have ever seen.
7. "Be Yaself Bitch"
Just some simple words of advice. If this could've been my high school senior quote, trust me, it would have been.
8. "Why You Mad?"
This vine was EVERYWHERE. I don't even have anything to say about it. It's just a masterpiece. It belongs in a museum.
9. "I Won't Hesitate"
I don't know who raised these kids, but whoever they are, they raised them right. Everything about this Vine is hilarious. From the voices, to the gestures, to the music, to the costumes.
10. "Dun Dun"
Again, don't know where this little girl's parents are, but I'm so glad someone recorded this moment. The cherry on top is the Law and Order tie-in.
11. "Valentino White Bag"
I would say this one is my other favorite parody of the suburban mom/suburban teen, but this one is real. The fact that she knew her mom would react like that and decided to record it makes it much more satisfying.
12. "I Dare You"
This vine is really just me on a daily basis.