Coca-Cola
If you like Coca-Cola, then you probably are one of the most amazing people in this world. No doubt. Whenever you ask the waitress at a restaurant for Coke, you want only Coke. When the waitress replies with, "Is Pepsi okay?" you strongly contemplate replying with, "Is murder okay?"
*No, it's not, but you can't help but think about the absurdity of that question.
Diet Coke or Diet Anything
Diet Coke is all you drink and you use it as your excuse for having something healthy with your meal. You think the taste of regular Coke is gross, but I, personally think you are wrong. Diet Coke is nasty tasting and it's not even that healthy, BUT to each his own right? I guess if you like Diet Coke you're alright.
Dr. Pepper
Honestly you're the real homie if you drink Dr. Pepper. I've never met anyone as cool as you. You radiate spontaneity and adventure and pretty much have Dr. Pepper running through your veins. So props to you for being so rad.
Pepsi
Let me tell you about Pepsi lovers. I've never met one, so the fact that you are one is crazy. Some schools, like mine, are Pepsi schools which is probably the most unfortunate thing in the world, unless you like Pepsi. You probably have a major sweet tooth since Pepsi is one of the sweetest, sugariest drinks out there. I will admit the commercials for Pepsi are pretty awesome, but the Coca Cola ones are significantly better. I'm sorry, but if you are a Pepsi lover than you really haven't lived yet.
Sprite
It's no 7 Up but it's still pretty darn good. You Sprite lovers are wicked awesome and have a lot of spunk. It's you're worst nightmare to be at a restaurant and not seeing Sprite on their list of soft drink options and only seeing Sierra Mist. Another factor of being a Pepsi school is that Sprite is replaced by the godforsaken Sierra Mist. What a pity.
Lemonade
Lemonade is truly sent from the Gods. If you're enchanted by the tartness in Lemonade then you definitely have an attraction for the sweet yet delightfully sour things life. You like the beach, the sun, sunflowers. Pretty much yellow is your favorite color, and I've noticed pink is too.
Root Beer
Honestly, Root Beer fanatic, you are one strange homie. I can say that I am a Root Beer lover and I am so incredibly weird, but in the best way possible. Root Beer lover, you have a taste for the bubblier things in life. You probably really like the outdoors (aka the woods) and being one with nature. You keep doing you fam.
