Martha Stewart is a homemaking goddess and here are my favorite pictures of her.

11. Pretty sure she was at the New York City Ballet here

Are the gold threads in her trousers reflecting the flash of the cameras or the radiance of her shiny jacket?

10. Frosting and filling a cake

If you could frost and fill a cake like M-Stew, you wouldn't be single.

9. Surrounded by leafy greens

What easy, healthy weeknight meal will you make with these, Martha?

8. Hangin' with Cookie Monster

If Cookie Monster trusts her, so do I.

7. On this book cover

She would never decorate her home with something so gauche as seashell-covered lampshades, but it's nice that she empowers others to do so.

6. With poofy flowers

Look at how she protects her face from sun damage while remaining stylish!

5. Returning butter knives to her flatware drawer

I want her to organize all my linen cocktail napkins!

4. About to place this green skull with the other green skulls

Everything's fine, but it's best not to look directly into her eyes in this photo.

3. Dressed as a fairy godmother

Ooky spooky!

2. Wielding a straight rolling pin like a weapon

This is the kind preferred by many professional bakers, because it prevents wrist fatigue and you can beat errant flies with it and then go straight back to rolling croissant dough.

1. Baking up some holiday cheer

She looks so jovial, whipping up something chocolatey in her Nordic-inspired sweater! Who's that sharply-dressed gentleman?