Quirinus Quirrel

You are easily impressionable. While you aren’t necessarily a typical “bad guy," you’re very timid and afraid, and this can lead to you giving in to the pressure to make bad decisions and help people who are up to no good. At some point in your childhood, you probably let the bully tell you what to do, because you were afraid of him beating you up if you said no. You might dress to cover up your least favorite physical attributes (hopefully not including an evil dictator growing out the back of your head).

Gilderoy Lockhart

You love attention, and you’ll do anything to make sure you have it. When you run out of actual accomplishments to brag about, you’ll start making stuff up to keep up your image. You have potential, but you’re just a little too lazy to actually realize it and opt for mooching off others instead. You’ve probably lied about being proficient in Microsoft Excel on your resume to get a job before and, as of late, you have a hard time remembering things.

Remus Lupin

You’re a genuinely good person with a wild side that you don’t want everyone to know about. You tend to be a little secretive, but only when it’s necessary to protect the people you love. There are things about yourself that you wish you could change, but you can’t, so you’ve adjusted to make it work. You probably have a close-knit group of friends that you would do anything for, and you’d be willing to risk your life to prevent anything bad happening to them or their world. You’re awesome and super underrated, and you will probably one day be considered a “cool” parent.

Barty Crouch Jr.

You’re extremely confusing. On the exterior, you come off as trustworthy and wise (with a bit of a weird side, but that’s okay), while deep down, you are conniving and twisted. You’re known for having ulterior motives, but usually hide them pretty well. That is, until you make a wrong move and your plan blows up in your face. You’re an outlier in comparison to the rest of your family, and they probably awkwardly avoid the subject when other relatives ask about you at family gatherings. You’ve probably been told that you’re cute because someone thinks you’re “edgy," and you might have been a frequent Hot Topic shopper in middle school.

Dolores Umbridge

If Umbridge is legitimately your favorite professor, I’m concerned for you. Please reread the books and make sure you’re thinking of the right person. I must not tell lies, Umbridge sucks.

Severus Snape