Everyone has a favorite drink, and if you don't, you simply haven't been to the bars enough. What you order at the bar is quintessentially your bar aura, if you will. This seemingly small and insignificant factoid opens a portal to a much larger and deeply complex part of your personality...at least that's what I've heard.
Ever wonder what everyone thinks of you when you order your go-to drink at the bar? Well, here's your answer, my party people.
1. Classic Martini
You ordered this on your 21st birthday because you wanted to appear literate in drink terminology, and now you can't stop ordering it because you like to look fancy.
2. Margarita
You like to have a great time, especially with tequila in your system. You often become the life of the party, but it sometimes comes crashing down along with the table you were just standing on.
3. Manhattan
You probably just started watching "Mad Men" and are obsessed with the '60s-'70s era New York. You like to sit in smoky bar rooms with red velvet seat covers and stare at nothing in particular.
4. Rum and Coke
You know what you like and you stick to it. You have an edgy side and are often found wearing a black leather jacket or sipping your drink while judging people.
5. Long Island Iced Tea
You pretty much just like to get wrecked. You also haven't experimented with any other drink but you claim this is the best. You want the best of all worlds and can't settle for just one kind of liquor. No one questions you because when provoked, you'd probably fight them.
6. Cosmopolitan
Hey, how are ya Carrie Bradshaw? You think you're a classy broad, but everyone just thinks you're a try-hard. Sure, looks delicious but can you dance with a cosmo in your hand? Please.
7. Vodka Soda
You're a minimalist. You're watching your diet and don't mind the taste of straight vodka burning your tongue. People think you're crazy but you took the time to read up on caloric values of every drink imaginable.
8. Vodka Cranberry
You're a minimalist who enjoys life and things that are good in the world. You like the taste of vodka but thinks the vodka soda person is absolutely NUTS. You need a little bit of sweetness in your life to balance the not-so-sweet. You're also probably freshly 21.
9. Wine
You usually prefer staying home instead of hitting up the bars. You can't argue with this one, I know for a fact that you have 5 bottles on your bar cart waiting for you when you get home.
10. Bloody Mary
You're probably hungover and have a few regrets from last night. You also might be a hipster who ruined the concept of brunch for every other person on social media.
11. Beer
You're low maintenance and easy-going. You are rarely seen dancing on tables, dancing on chairs...or dancing in general. You can get a bit rowdy but all in good fun.
This just in from the bar aura headquarters: Doesn't matter what your favorite drink is as long as you're safe and have a good time.
I think we can all drink to that. Cheers!
