Roses are red
Your farts are loud
all I ever wanted was to make you and mom proud
You've always helped me when I was blue
And you've been taking me fishing since before I was two
When I said I wanted to quit
You wouldn't hear it
You told me we were in it for the full ride
When I walked across that stage,
You glowed with pride
Don't be worried as I come of age
For I've had great teachers
That have showed me how to work with creatures
I look forward to leading lectures
Having in mind all you've taught me
From counting fingers to the importance of a tree
No matter what happens to me
I hope you know
I love you Padre