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10 Things To Write In Your Father's Day Card

A few ideas on what to write in your dads' card.

Meredith Leigh

Jun 19, 2019

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10 Things To Write In Your Father's Day Card

Meredith Perniciaro

Every dad out there is different. Some are more serious while others seem not to have a serious bone in their body. I know my dad is a pretty serious guy, but when he is in a goofy mood NOTHING is taken seriously. When Father's Day rolls around me and my brother are always stuck on what to write in his card. There are only so many things you can write each year before you have to start repeating yourself, so here are some fun creative things you can write in your Father's Day card.

1. Thank You, but with a little razzle dazzle

Dear dad,

Thank you for telling me 'yes' when mom said 'no'.

2. From the oldest child

Dear dad,

I know raising kids can suck. Thank you for dealing with an awful, weird, jerk as a child...but at least you had me first.

3. From the youngest child

Dear dad,

You always taught me that if at first, you don't succeed try, try again...I guess that's why I exist. Save the best for last am I right?

4. Congrats!

Dear dad,

Congratulations on having a couple of awesome kids! I hope one day my kids are as cool as yours.

5. You're Welcome

Dear dad,

You're welcome for making you a father so you can do anything you want today. Without me, today just would have been just a normal day.

7. Too Obvious

Dear dad,

I was gonna get you a gift, but then I realized that it might be too obvious when I asked you for money 3 days before Father's day.

8. From a daughter

Dear dad,

Considering I'm not on drugs and I beat teen pregnancy, you did a pretty ok job raising me. Next time you get mad at me for having a scratch on my car just remember, it could be worse.

9. From a son

Dear dad,

Contrary to popular belief, I think you did a great job raising me...I mean...it could be worse.

10. Nursing home

Dear dad,

If you tell me I'm your favorite kid, I'll make sure you end up in a decent nursing home instead of my brothers' basement.

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A few ideas on what to write in your dads' card.

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1. Thank You, but with a little razzle dazzle

2. From the oldest child

3. From the youngest child

4. Congrats!

5. You're Welcome

7. Too Obvious

8. From a daughter

9. From a son

10. Nursing home

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The professor starts to go over something more than the syllabus

You get homework assigned on the first day of class

There are multiple group projects on the syllabus

You learn attendance is mandatory and will be taken every class

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Everybody is going out because its 'syllabus week' but you're laying in bed watching Grey's Anatomy

Looking outside anytime past 8 PM every night of this week

Nobody actually has any idea what's happening this entire week

Syllabus week is over and you realize you actually have to try now...or not

Chips, apple or bread?

1. You own so many pairs of khaki pants you don’t even know what to do with them

2. Chips, apple or bread is probably your most repeated phrase

3. Taking bakery items with you out to parties was a must

4. Taking bakery items home to your parents was also a must (if you wanted to live)

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