It's no secret that Americans are very annoyed by the addition of face masks to their life. By now you've seen plenty of people whine and grip and claim how masks are going to make them pass out, all via the Facebook comments section, of course. While a portion of the population has accepted masks as the short-term solution to the global crisis we're directly in the middle of, others need more convincing.
But come on, ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls — there are things we've all been guilty of sporting that are WAY worse than a simple face mask.
You're too embarrassed to wear a mask but you'll wear a Jets jersey out in public? 🤔 Ya, ok.
— Natalie Paterson (@IamNPaterson) June 23, 2020
Less-than-successful sports teams aside, masks are the last of many of our fashionable worries.
1. Socks and sandals
Look, you want to talk about how uncomfortable face masks are? Then I don't want to see you in athletic socks while you're rocking flip flops.
2. Matching couple's clothes
This requires SO much more effort.
3. Greek letters
Kappa Kappas can wear masks, too!
4. Excessively large cowboy hats
Save a horse and mask up, cowboy.
5. A white dress to a wedding
Even when it's a virtual wedding, it's still a bad look.
6. Sunglasses inside
You can wear your sunglasses at night, IF you also wear your reusable face mask.
7. Low-rise jeans
Low-rise jeans are out, face masks are in.
8. Denim on denim
Do they sell denim-looking face masks? You better believe it.
9. See-through leggings
You wouldn't think this is as big of a problem as it actually is. Kind of like you wouldn't think wearing a mask is the end of the world, but to some people it is.
10. FBI (Female Body Inspector) shirts
The fact that these shirts haven't been banned is actually shocking.
11. Long cargo shorts
You know what you don't need? Ninety-seven pockets. You know what you do need? Protection against a global pandemic.
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