We all get them. We all even ask them. Those really stupid and annoying frequently asked questions.

You literally just explained to someone a process and they ask you these questions that you just answered.

Do you listen? Are you paying attention? Or ya just stupid?

1. Can I use a credit card that is not in my name?

Ummmm... noooo... that’s illegal and how do I know it is not stolen?

2. Are you really that tall?

Well, I mean you are standing right next to me. Am I?

3. Can you just make an exception for me?

Uhhhh... no! It is called policy. I do not make exceptions.

4. Are your nails real?

Me: No.

Them: How are they not real?

Me: I have acrylics on and why would you ask me that if you know girls can have fake nails?

5. Do you have a boyfriend?

Me: Yes.

Them: So, do you wanna go out?

Me: Uhhh no I have a boyfriend.

6. Are both your parents white?

Have you seen the color of my skin? I look like milk.

7. Is that tattoo real?

Nah, my tattoo is fake.

8. How old are you?

Me: 28

Them: What!? Nooo way. You can’t be 28. You have to be like 18.

Me: My birthday is 12/11/88

Them: No, it can’t be.