With millions of people on this planet, there have to be people who stand out, right? Here is my list of invitees:
1. Kim Kardashian
Say what you want, but Kim K definitely gets an invite from me. The empire her family built is for sure inspiring and I would love to learn how to take a decent selfie.
2. Jesus
Hey Jesus! I hope you like Italian food! Also, I have a lot of questions for you.
3. Adolf Hitler
Just to be clear, Adolf is sitting on the other end of the dinner table away from me. He can sit next to Jesus — I'm sure they would have a lovely conversation.
4. Barack Obama
Barack, sweetie, you will ALWAYS be welcome at my dinner table.
5. Henry VIII
Henry, you can come to my dinner, however, you cannot sit next to any women and you will not be allowed to hold a knife.
6. Albert Einstein
Albert can come solely on the fact that I need help with my science homework.
7. Rihanna
Just like Obama, Queen RIRI is always welcomed to my dinners. She can also sit next to Hitler because I know she isn't afraid of anything- especially men.
8. Marilyn Monroe
Marilyn and Kim K definitely would get along — They both can teach me how to not look like garbage, too!
9. John F. Kennedy
Probably one of the most attractive and well-respected presidents (besides Obama) that would add a very lovely addition to our table. I wonder what his stance on gun violence would be.
10. Malala
Malala definitely gets to be at the head of the table. She is not only brave, strong and beautiful, but she is an inspiration to millions of young women all over the world.