Family Holiday Parties As Told By FOX's New Girl | The Odyssey Online
Start writing a post
Relationships

Family Holiday Parties As Told By FOX's New Girl

Good thing New Girl knows how you feel when making your way through family parties this holiday season.

15
Family Holiday Parties As Told By FOX's New Girl
The Bit Bag

No matter the time of year, family parties are always an interesting event. While I am lucky to have spent most holidays surrounded by my extended family, there are certain things that commonly happen at family parties that no one can deny. Whether you see your family many times a year or very rarely, coming together can bring out fun times and times when you really just want to crawl under the dinner table for a bit. With Thanksgiving and Christmas quickly approaching, there are bound to be many more family dinners coming up, so let's just take a moment to remember how family parties go down.

1. Everyone arrives.

The family begins trickling in and the house is suddenly filled with aunts, uncles, and cousins. This is still the time for polite small talk to catch up and get the evening started.

2. Time to get a drink. You know you're expected to be a real adult now, but you're more like...


You may be a college student now, but let's be real, you still aren't quite ready for the adult table. While the rest of the family is expressing how great the Cabernet Sauvignon is that they're drinking, you'll be guzzling your rosé like there's no tomorrow.

3. You've starved yourself all day for this holiday meal and it's time to feast.


No matter the holiday, the food is always one of the highlights of the day. When family drama starts at least you can count on the fact that you can enjoy some delicious food while it goes down. If a conversation comes up you don't feel like engaging in, just put a couple extra bites of turkey in.

4. Everyone is a couple of drinks in and all conversation boundaries are down.


And so it begins. All the topics you were hoping wouldn't come up are flowing out of everyone's mouthes and you see the impending doom, just hoping you make it out unscathed.

5. POLITICS.


First person in the family to bring up politics loses. With recent political events, it's going to be hard to steer clear of politics this Holiday season. Here's hoping everyone in your family is on the same side, but if not, good luck!

6. Then the family drama starts being discussed.

"Did you hear what Aunt Sarah did?!" Now's the time to discuss the various other family members and hear what's happened since everyone last saw one another. No matter the family, there's always some sort of drama to discuss.

7. Next, conversation turns to you and at first you're like...

It's easy questions at first. "How's school?" "What's new?" You're thinking how easy this is. You can talk about yourself all night. You go on and talk about all the exciting things happening in your life until...

8. You slipped up and forgot the dreaded question.

"Soooo are you seeing anyone?" Usually your grandma asks and you decide which way to get out of the conversation as quickly as possible.

9. Time to celebrate the change of conversation!

Pour yourself another glass of rosé and realize you have almost made it through the night! Now it's time to sit back and watch as they harass your other cousins and siblings.

10. You did it!


Another successful family party in the books! Family parties are a fun and special time of the holiday season, even if they do come with the same struggles each year. Make it through your family parties this year by just remembering that that right after you can cuddle up and binge watch Netflix for the rest of the break!

Report this Content
This article has not been reviewed by Odyssey HQ and solely reflects the ideas and opinions of the creator.
campus
CampusExplorer

New year, new semester, not the same old thing. This semester will be a semester to redeem all the mistakes made in the previous five months.

1. I will wake up (sorta) on time for class.

Let's face it, last semester you woke up with enough time to brush your teeth and get to class and even then you were about 10 minutes late and rollin' in with some pretty unfortunate bed head. This semester we will set our alarms, wake up with time to get ready, and get to class on time!

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 5 Painfully True Stages Of Camping Out At The Library

For those long nights that turn into mornings when the struggle is real.

1483
woman reading a book while sitting on black leather 3-seat couch
Photo by Seven Shooter on Unsplash

And so it begins.

1. Walk in motivated and ready to rock

Camping out at the library is not for the faint of heart. You need to go in as a warrior. You usually have brought supplies (laptop, chargers, and textbooks) and sustenance (water, snacks, and blanket/sweatpants) since the battle will be for an undetermined length of time. Perhaps it is one assignment or perhaps it's four. You are motivated and prepared; you don’t doubt the assignment(s) will take time, but you know it couldn’t be that long.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

The 14 Stages Of The Last Week Of Class

You need sleep, but also have 13 things due in the span of 4 days.

989
black marker on notebook

December... it's full of finals, due dates, Mariah Carey, and the holidays. It's the worst time of the year, but the best because after finals, you get to not think about classes for a month and catch up on all the sleep you lost throughout the semester. But what's worse than finals week is the last week of classes, when all the due dates you've put off can no longer be put off anymore.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

Top 20 Thoughts College Students Have During Finals

The ultimate list and gif guide to a college student's brain during finals.

217
winter

Thanksgiving break is over and Christmas is just around the corner and that means, for most college students, one hellish thing — finals week. It's the one time of year in which the library becomes over populated and mental breakdowns are most frequent. There is no way to avoid it or a cure for the pain that it brings. All we can do is hunker down with our books, order some Dominos, and pray that it will all be over soon. Luckily, we are not alone in this suffering. To prove it, here are just a few of the many deranged thoughts that go through a college student's mind during finals week.

Keep Reading...Show less
Student Life

28 Daily Thoughts of College Students

"I want to thank Google, Wikipedia, and whoever else invented copy and paste. Thank you."

1634
group of people sitting on bench near trees duting daytime

I know every college student has daily thoughts throughout their day. Whether you're walking on campus or attending class, we always have thoughts running a mile a minute through our heads. We may be wondering why we even showed up to class because we'd rather be sleeping, or when the professor announces that we have a test and you have an immediate panic attack.

Keep Reading...Show less

Subscribe to Our Newsletter

Facebook Comments